B-long 

the long patch of hair that trails along a woman's lower back down to her ass crack.

"Belinda, don't you think it's time you shave your b-long?"

B-long by Bob Scholz October 30, 2007

Blongo

A sexual act involving an male individual who has attained the rank of Sergeant in a paramilitary organization. This individual is selfconscious, grouchy, and has poor muscle tone. During this sexual act, the woman throws the mans legs over his ears and completes penetration.

Wow, my knees are all tore up 'cause my wife Blongoed me all night long.

Blongo by Blongos July 16, 2019

Blongus 

A word you call someone when they do something you think was stupid or you call them a blongus because you don’t like them

Ughh Wyatt is such a blongus

Blongus by Mehow Mehow August 19, 2019

Blongosphere 

(n.) Another term used to describe the internet(s).

I Can't believe my connection to the blongosphere died the night before the report.

Blongosphere by Tanker CMXL November 12, 2006

bling blong 

wordBling bling/word worn by suburban white kids.

Dag yo, check out the bling blong on that lacrosse player.

bling blong by Space Monkey June 1, 2003

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus 

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

Blongford

Something that take's a lot longer than expected, to the point it starts to bore you, and you loose the will to live. The only thing that keeps you alive is the fact that the "Blongford" has something that you want and need.

Homie 1. Shit man this is is taking time!!
Homie 2. i no man, looks like we have another Blongford

Blongford by Mark Hunter-Uk March 31, 2008