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Blongkin 

The act of taking a shit while smoking a bong.

Stem: Blumpkin
"Dude, after work today I had a great Blongkin!"

"Where's the bong?"
"Dave has it in the bathroom, he told me he was going to take a Blongkin"
Blongkin by audifan420 July 24, 2010
Words you can keep
A 'Bongkin' (Bong-Kin!!) is a pumpkin that has been given the sweet, sweet holes of life. It is a cross between a pumpkin and a bong...duh!!
It was Halloween, so to celebrate we made a Bongkin with a left over pumpkin. We would have blown it up, but Sally is no longer with us after the accident. Darn shame as well, she gave great head after she got high smoking from the Bongkin.
Bongkin by Forever Tolerant June 8, 2013
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blonking 

the polar opposite to blinking with having your eyes lids on the left and right side of your eyes instead of the normal up and lower part of your eye. Acceptable to use with describing aliens for mutants.
the alien at the other end of the bar was blonking real hard when this one guy who was not wearing a face mask sneezed all over their face.
blonking by SupremeFemboy69 April 9, 2021
The act of taking a beer bong while sitting on the shitter.
Sean was trying to get drunk but really had to take a crap, so he asked Ryan to give a bongkin to him while he defecated.
bongkin by dickmonger3 March 25, 2009
A Blonkin is the act of taking a shit while getting head from a female.
blonkin by NastyAli February 29, 2008

blonking 

Two ugly and/or fat people at a bar that you know are going home to have sex. The act of two ugly and/or fat people having sex.
They are definitely going to be blonking tonight
blonking by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015

bloody blongin 

what a raging derelict once claimed was the worlds greatest invention
howdy nut nut says: BLOODY BLONGIN you dam dirty apes.
bloody blongin by Howdy nut nut November 8, 2004
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