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Meat Beaster
An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.
Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing
Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole
Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole
Meat Beaster by jrk89 December 14, 2013
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Beasters
Known as the "Lows of the Highs" this type of marijuana is the brick weed of Canada. Grown in mass quantities in British Columbia this marijuana is usualy striped of keif, sprayed with chems, thrown into bags, and shipped over to the U.S. where people can pay up to 40$ for 3.5g. This marijuana is NOT low grade pot compared to most of the weed going around. Though the high may be not quite as good as that from headies like sensi star and northern lights, you tend to avoid the confused, head-ache high that commercial pot gives you. If commercial weed gives you anything at all.
beasterfield
General term that can mean practically anything. Mostly used as an insult, but can be used as a praise, or encouragement also. The definition depends on the tone of your voice.
beasterfield by iamtherealbeasterfield April 5, 2009
Beaster Bunny
The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.
Beaster Bunny by Willie shaverpus April 16, 2022
Dover beasters
n. One of two weed plants Glen was growing out in the back yard. We think our neighbors stole one of them. Definetly smoother than shwag, but you still had to smoke like 2 joints worth by yourself to get high.
Nobody at the house was having any luck finding weed; luckily we still had the Dover beasters to fall back on.
Dover beasters by JayTang February 14, 2005
beaster denial
After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.
Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."
beaster denial by Person.0001 April 26, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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