B-Lard

When you smack your homies butt and jam your fingers in the crack unexpectedly.

Yo I got in trouble for giving Robert the B-lard in PE class today

by Flying avocado0712 October 7, 2021

Blardon

A black or wanabe black person, who also has an erection (hard-on)

God Sam, you're such a Blardon!

by MergedCrane November 12, 2010

Blardification

Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.

"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"

"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"

"No-"

The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.

by ahahahahahhahahha April 17, 2021

Blard

A term used to refer to the expelling of banana peels from the anus. This is usually a completely random occurrence and it tends to happen at the most inconvenient times.

"Ah, yes! The job interview was going smoothly until I felt the blard slip out".

"Have you ever blarded before that? Or was it your first time?"

"No, It was my first time blarding.... it actually felt rather nice coming out".

by ahahahahahhahahha April 15, 2021

blard

One of the many grades of lard in fast food production, particularly kebab retailers. Discovered by a G Nicholson (UK) c.1993

Category A-Lard or alard
Category B-Lard or BLARD...

Extending up to Gamma-Lard (a theoretical Lard found under the fingernails of kebab shop owners).

"that meat was very high in blard."

by platform strange October 31, 2007

blardom

this is when you are bored out of your mind and is accociated with boredom except here you are bored and talking to someone, hence linked with blah

sexybex : Meh, msn is *so* boring
Hotrod : Yeh.
sexybex : Blardom

by O_o neth December 18, 2004

Blardy

Australian way of pronouncing the word "bloody".

"Bloody" is used to intensify insults.

Blardy hell, stop burning the blardy sausages on the blardy Barbeque.

by |ntr|gue December 6, 2004