When at a party you get stoned out of your fucking mind and start hallucinating about the most random shit like seeing people as cavemen, and seeing dinosaurs for no damn reason. Only way to get this stoned is to get really creative with drug combinations, like taking acid with a snort of coke,a hit of Mary Jane, and meth
Guy1: What the hell was up with you last night at Lucy's party? Stoner: I don't even know, all I remember about last night was a dream I had about knocking out a caveman. I must have been partying like it's 19million B.C. Guy1: That wasn't a dream, you hit Gary in the face with a bat!!
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.