1. to be as drunk or high as you possibly can while operating a car over 101 mph

2. to set a land speed record above 130 mph on every country road in your community

3. to be a legend at your school for losing your license for 6 months for one speeding offense, getting stoned every night while you do your homework, or do a keg stand at breakfast, lunch, dinner and when you have the munchies

4. speeding as fast as possible to get places on time

1. Dude I burked it last night with 4 bitches in the car and didn't get pulled over!!!
2. I was burking it last night and hit 135 on Drake Rd.
3. I pulled a burke and got screwed for speeding, but who cares cuz now I have all the more reason to sit at home, get stoned and get as shitdaced as possible!!!
4. OMFG, I overslept and didn't want to be late today so I Burked it to school!!!

burke by MIKE BURRRRRRKE! November 21, 2006

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Burke

When you’re so big words cannot describe just how extremely humungous you are. Some may describe you as a whale because it is VERY hard to tell the difference between a burke and a giant blue whale.

Steven is very much a burke.

Burke by kwarrxn April 10, 2021

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Burke

(v) When one person punches another person in the face for no apparent reason.

He addressed me by m last name. No one does that to me, so walked over and "Burked" him.

Burke by CO Mountain Goat November 28, 2020

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