Azlaan is a really attractive guy, that has great taste in women. Azlaan style’s really nice and is always thinking about other people. Azlaan is a really great listener and is always there for you when need him to be. Azlaan is very smart and always helps people out too. He knows how to listen and help any situation. He also give great advice. He is also a monster is bed and knows how to sweet talk ladies. Who ever is friends with Azlaan is really lucky.
A guy who would make jokes and tease u but he would also make you feel like the most special person in the world.
He is one of the cutest and pengest guys you would ever meet!
An Azlan has good sense in woman, loves movies and will fight with a sword. A Azlan is a a strong fighter. Brave and has courage.If you mess with one you are dead. Azlan in Turkish means Lion. If you want to die,mess with an Azlan. If a Azlan had a Greek god as a father it would be Areas, god of war.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*