Aslaan

Aslaans are the most funniest people ever, they always are telling jokes and making people laugh. They are also kinda cute..... Aslaan can literally make a girl fall for him in just the snap of a finger. He aslo is very nice to people when he feels like it. Sometimes he can have a bad haircut and wear a full on suit when he doesn’t need to but he deals with it

Girl #1 “look at Aslaan he’s wearing a suit when it’s casual clothes day”
Girl #2 “he looks kinda cute tho”

by Sarah Flunnyphin December 22, 2020

Aslaan

Aslaans are the most funniest people ever, they always are telling jokes and making people laugh. They are also kinda cute..... Aslaan can literally make a girl fall for him in just the snap of a finger. He aslo is very nice to people when he feels like it. Sometimes he will get a really bad hair cut or wear a suit when he doesn’t need to but when he gets teased he is able to deal with it. Aslaans have a unique way of talking eg. holding their hand up like a microphone to talk

Girl #1 “look Aslaan is wearing a suit even tho it’s casual clothes day”
Girl #2 “yeah but he still looks cute”

by Sarah Flunnyphin December 22, 2020

Aslaan

1) The Lion from C.S. Lewis' "The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe". An allegory for God.

2) A curly-haired freak who's ass is so warm, so tight, and so full of sand, that he shits glass.

3) A piece of meat for you to vent your frustration on.

1) "I just got this pet lion, he's so majestic that I'm gonna name him Aslaan."

2) "Hey honey, I think we should get new cabinet handles. I was thinking blown glass."
"Sure sweetie, let me go see if Aslaan has any up his tiny little tush."

3) "I got fired and totalled my car back-to-back yesterday, man. I straight up went to town on my Aslaan the second I got home, couldn't do nothing about it."

by Papaguevo March 13, 2023

Friend of Aslan

A gay man or lesbian who is so deep in the closet that he or she is in Narnia.

It's getting to where anyone who is publicly and vehemently anti-gay is likely to be a Friend of Aslan.

by hlots11 December 26, 2011

Aslan

THE Lion, creator of Narnia and son of the Emperor Over the Sea. Main character of "The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe", and appears througout the rest of "The Chronicles of Narnia" by C.S. Lewis. Lewis' idea of what Christ might be like in the world of Narnia. Based on the Turkish word for "lion". Will be voiced by Liam Neeson in the feature film premiering in December 2005.

Aslan is not a tame lion. But he is good. And he's certainly NOT an allegory.

by narniac October 6, 2005

Aslan

A nickname given to a person with a lot of courage compared to another person. It can often be used a compliment, as in a person who is able to achieve their goals no matter what stands in their way.

For instance:
Person A- "Hey, I hear that Abby can't achieve anything because she is too scared..."
Person B- "No dude I think you've got her all wrong I hear she's a right Aslan!!"

by Padge November 1, 2013

aslan

if you’re name is aslan then you are a beautiful person, you have such a sweet personality and if an aslan likes u, then go for it! people that have the name aslan are usually sarcastic but funny people, they always tend to make u laugh and always know when to check up on u. aslans are very handsome and they’re huge simps once they fall for u. take your chance when an aslan falls for you because these people are the best people you could possibly receive in a lifetime.

aslan: “hey babe! how r u”

gf: “i’m good hbu the most perfect living human on earth :)”

by random human :) May 7, 2021