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Austinnn 

Educated Cuban that makes people laugh.
Is hella smart and likes showing off his 6-pack swimmers body.
He likes to catch butterflies and take long walks on the beach.
Austin is super nice and sweet. He has a tattoos and lives to make people happy. If it wasn't for someone then he wouldn't be the shit. He's Amazing and likes sending flowers just because :) one of a kind
Dang that swimmer is an Austinnn.
Melissa: If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be an Austinnn.
Thanks for the flower, just because, Austinnn
Austinnn by afreshamn August 5, 2011
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AStinnett 

one of the dumbest and most idiotic people you will ever meet in your entire life. will most likely do dangerous and unbelievable things.
"that dude just pulled an AStinnett"
AStinnett by kts00 May 13, 2019
Austinn is not an ordinary Austin. There’s an extra N. He’s sexy and hot. He’s romantic and a loveable person. An Over thinker and has trust issues. Gay tho
Austinn is Gay
Austinn by &@¥ November 22, 2021
There’s only one man out there with the name and he’s cursed with a life of questions and ridicule. Why the extra N? The world may never know.
Hey Austinn, why don’t you spell your name like normal?
Austinn: I’ve never known normal.
Austinn by ItsFunnyBecauseI November 24, 2021

austinning 

Noun, Verb

1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"

2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.
1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.

2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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