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austinning 

Noun, Verb

1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"

2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.
1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.

2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!
austinning by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname November 27, 2024
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Silent Auctioning 

The act of staring at a womans camel toe, the opposite of basket shopping.
I was silent auctioning the shit out of this chicks vag today.
Silent Auctioning by TheClucass October 7, 2010

Austinnn 

Educated Cuban that makes people laugh.
Is hella smart and likes showing off his 6-pack swimmers body.
He likes to catch butterflies and take long walks on the beach.
Austin is super nice and sweet. He has a tattoos and lives to make people happy. If it wasn't for someone then he wouldn't be the shit. He's Amazing and likes sending flowers just because :) one of a kind
Dang that swimmer is an Austinnn.
Melissa: If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be an Austinnn.
Thanks for the flower, just because, Austinnn
Austinnn by afreshamn August 5, 2011

austinizing 

speaking without really saying anything
"What in the world is he talking about?"
"I have no idea, he's just austinizing."
austinizing by Braxl December 19, 2018
Instead of cumming in Austin, I am Austining in cum
Austining by anonymous November 23, 2020
To ditch out on
We decided to austining that guy
Austining by J*shaee May 26, 2022
The act of blaming someone if your group lost to feel better or jus lying in general
He is austining right now
Austining by Orangutansballs January 25, 2024
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