A: Have you seen what that guy's brother did to his sandwich?
B: No, go away.
A: He took a big bite out of it with his big, shiny whities.
B: He took a bite out of it with his underpants?
A: What? No. His whities. His teeth.
B: Oh. Sure. Go away.
B: No, go away.
A: He took a big bite out of it with his big, shiny whities.
B: He took a bite out of it with his underpants?
A: What? No. His whities. His teeth.
B: Oh. Sure. Go away.
by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname August 26, 2019
Get the Whitiesmug. Noun, Verb
1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"
2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.
1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"
2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.
1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.
2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!
2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!
by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname November 27, 2024
Get the austinningmug. Nice sport (n.): A person who publicly laughs along with satire or mockery directed at them in order to appear unfazed, but without acknowledging or addressing the criticism behind it. A kind of performative good sportmanship that shields from accountability.
The term is a play on the term "good sport" and "nice guy". The main crux being the difference between "good" and "nice", where "niceness" can refer to surface-level agreeableness rather than genuine kindness or self-awareness. It can be transactional, performatice, potentially even ignorant or indifferent.
The "nice" part can also be interpreted as a reference to South Park, specifically a quote many people unfortunately make unironically (whether or not they realize that the scene they are quoting is actually mocking their behaviour).
The term is a play on the term "good sport" and "nice guy". The main crux being the difference between "good" and "nice", where "niceness" can refer to surface-level agreeableness rather than genuine kindness or self-awareness. It can be transactional, performatice, potentially even ignorant or indifferent.
The "nice" part can also be interpreted as a reference to South Park, specifically a quote many people unfortunately make unironically (whether or not they realize that the scene they are quoting is actually mocking their behaviour).
A: Have you seen how Bill McIonaire is responding to the comedians bashing him? He's embracing the satire and being a good sport about it.
B: No, he's just co-opting the jokes to deflect criticism and gain the audience's approval. He's being a "nice sport" about it.
B: No, he's just co-opting the jokes to deflect criticism and gain the audience's approval. He's being a "nice sport" about it.
by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname September 4, 2025
Get the nice sportmug. A phrase used at the beginning of a sentence.
It's used to express the own acknowledgement that what one is replying to could be a joke.
It roughly translates into: "You could be joking, but I believe to have seen enough people who meant similar things. Also, I hate Woooosh-culture and don't want to give anyone the satisfaction to woooosh me in case it's a joke."
It's used to express the own acknowledgement that what one is replying to could be a joke.
It roughly translates into: "You could be joking, but I believe to have seen enough people who meant similar things. Also, I hate Woooosh-culture and don't want to give anyone the satisfaction to woooosh me in case it's a joke."
Person A: There is a fly in my soup.
Person B: Woooosh on me, but that's a raisin.
Person A: We should dine-n-dash.
Person B: Woooosh on me, but that's illegal and a dick move.
Person A: I'm always eating my greens but don't lose weight.
Person B: Woooosh on me, but I don't think it works like that.
Person B: Woooosh on me, but that's a raisin.
Person A: We should dine-n-dash.
Person B: Woooosh on me, but that's illegal and a dick move.
Person A: I'm always eating my greens but don't lose weight.
Person B: Woooosh on me, but I don't think it works like that.
by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname September 28, 2019
Get the Woooosh on me,mug.