Awkward Dan 

A sexual position that arises out of being asked "dirty" questions during sexual intercourse or foreplay. If whichever partner is being asked the question does not know how to answer the question, or refuses to answer the question he or she proceeds to execute the "awkward dan."

Q: Where do you want me to stick this candle?
A: *does the Awkward Dan*

Awkward Dan by James Dangerous January 17, 2011

awkward dance 

When two strangers walking in opposite directions meet and in an attempt to avoid bumping into each other they move in the same direction. They proceed to sway side to side in a dance-like fashion until they both step aside and continue walking.

Awkward dance. Ok, you go left, I'll go right.

awkward dance by DiSK151712 July 18, 2010

the awkward dance 

the phenomenon of running into someone, usually anonymous, who then tries to step to the side, at which point you also step to the same side, repeating over and over until one of you finally darts away.

Aw man, I was at the grocery store and did the awkward dance with some girl. Embarassing.

the awkward dance by ddddavid December 12, 2007

Awkward Dance Breakout 

When one amazing song pops up it influences the listener(s) to break out in random and weird dance. The dancers lose awareness of their surroundings and make fools of themselves

At the prom Charlie and Glen heard "right round" by Flo Rida and they started an Awkward Dance Breakout in a sexual and innapropriate dance manner. Everyone was creeped out by them and they stood their distance away from them for the rest of the night

Awkward Dance Breakout by Little Canada June 10, 2010

awkward dancer

the person who is slightly less awkward at dancing than kimmy l.

Kimmy: hey that person is an awkward dancer
me: yeah shes almost as bad of a dancer as kimmy.

awkward dancer by bob1ip3[t97043t August 3, 2011

The Awkward-Walking Dance 

An event that occurs when one is walking towards someone and both try to get out of each other's way. Instead they end up choosing the same path.

I was walking down the sidewalk and enjoyed The Awkward-Walking Dance with another by-standard.

The Awkward-Walking Dance by kcalcbob March 26, 2010

awkward pee dance 

A combination of the awkward flamingo and the classic Pee Dance. To accomplish this, an awkward situation must be present, and the intense desire to run away. Stand with knees slightly bent in, one more crossed than the other and hold your hands at your crotch (as if about to pee self). Rock back and forth while backing away slowly. Optional: Hands in back pocket and sharp intake of breath.

Aidan, what do you do when you feel awkward?
Awkward Pee Dance.

awkward pee dance by Hinnnd January 19, 2009