Avani Singh

Very not nice terrible mean person (I'm joking don't release the blackmail)

HEY YOUR BEING VERY NOT WATERMELON/AVANI SINGH RN STOP

by Not Nehal May 8, 2022

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Ajani's Dad

Someone that doesn't exist

Me: Yo you seen Ajani's Dad.
Also Me: Oh wait he doesn't exist

by NotAjani September 2, 2019

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A chain of "Italian Restaurants" located in Central Illinois. The restaurant is home to the "world famous Gondola" which is some terrible bread, some questionable beef you can find in the clearance rack of most grocery stores, and American Kraft singles. If you like dressing or any type of flavoring whatsoever, this is not the place to go.

"Hey bro, eat shit"
"Oh you mean Avanti's?"

by Whatwhat2345 January 6, 2014

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Avani Story

Noun. A story of such epic proportions that it rivals the Illiad itself. The complexity and intracacies of these "Avani Stories" are often compared to the great Hindu texts, the Mahabharata and the Bhagavad Gita. Usually the storyteller sets up the story by explaining the setting, then follows it up with a plot reminiscent of Christopher Nolan films. This type of story telling originated from a woman named Avani, who lived long ago, before the age of television and internet. She was known throughout the land as reciting these great tales. Many have said that these stories and myths were used to pass down wisdom and knowledge from the gods. Listeners of these words of wisdom are often observed to be so astounded, the only words they are able to speak are, "Cool Story, Bro."

Person 1: We went to the Zoo to see the Polar Bears...
Person 2: TELL ME MORE!
Person 1: but they were all asleep.
Person 2: Great "Avani Story."

by daprodigy23 September 8, 2011

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