Avanti's

A chain of "Italian Restaurants" located in Central Illinois. The restaurant is home to the "world famous Gondola" which is some terrible bread, some questionable beef you can find in the clearance rack of most grocery stores, and American Kraft singles. If you like dressing or any type of flavoring whatsoever, this is not the place to go.

"Hey bro, eat shit"
"Oh you mean Avanti's?"

by Whatwhat2345 January 6, 2014

Avanti Savoia

An Italian phrase often used as a war cry before battle. This phrase is roughly translated as "Forward Savoy" and was said by Italian soliders

This is our last chance to take back the fortress. Avanti Savoia!

by Billsboard January 31, 2019

Avanti Savoia

Term used in Blackjack when everybody wins and the dealer says: "Avanti Savoia", and the dealer bust.

Jumbo: Damn! I've got some shitty cards!

sKnifer: Don't worry g, we got this, the dealer just yelled: Avanti Savoia !

Jumbo: Fvck yes fam

by TheyCallMeBenn March 9, 2019

Avani Singh

Very not nice terrible mean person (I'm joking don't release the blackmail)

HEY YOUR BEING VERY NOT WATERMELON/AVANI SINGH RN STOP

by Not Nehal May 8, 2022

Avani Story

Noun. A story of such epic proportions that it rivals the Illiad itself. The complexity and intracacies of these "Avani Stories" are often compared to the great Hindu texts, the Mahabharata and the Bhagavad Gita. Usually the storyteller sets up the story by explaining the setting, then follows it up with a plot reminiscent of Christopher Nolan films. This type of story telling originated from a woman named Avani, who lived long ago, before the age of television and internet. She was known throughout the land as reciting these great tales. Many have said that these stories and myths were used to pass down wisdom and knowledge from the gods. Listeners of these words of wisdom are often observed to be so astounded, the only words they are able to speak are, "Cool Story, Bro."

Person 1: We went to the Zoo to see the Polar Bears...
Person 2: TELL ME MORE!
Person 1: but they were all asleep.
Person 2: Great "Avani Story."

by daprodigy23 September 8, 2011

Avantis

Amazing Italian resturaunt in Illinois serving delicious bread for free. You can't pass up free bread. It's also "Home of the gondola".

Jim: "Hey let's go to Avantis!"

Joe: "Yes we shall. It's the home of the gondola you know. And I love the free bread!"

by thecomedykid. June 18, 2010

swagger la peau de l'ours avant de l'avoir swaggé

Fait réference a prendre crédit precocément pour une action qui n'as pas encore été entreprise.

Origine -Sexy B archiduc de la 22, 2020

Marc avant de dire que tu tes cut la styfe faut ta fourre, tu veut pas swagger la peau de l'ours avant de l'avoir swaggé

by sexy_b42069 March 21, 2020