Autozzism 

A unique gene of autism found only in one known "human" case. The Tozzerino strain of 'Autozzism can be identified by excessive levels of goofiness and niche fun facts.

Dude nobody wants to hear the Gibbon Reload Noise. You need to chill out your 'Autozzism' is showing. Please don't hurt my family.

Autozzism by according2avril October 29, 2023

Autojismic 

The instantanious orgasm from seeing a sexy woman and thinking..yes..!! as you feel a certain glow in your underware..

a woman walks into a room or bar and your eyes meet..she smiles and you say to your mate..now thats Autojismic..one look from her and its time for the kleenex to come out..

Autojismic by monkeyhanger June 16, 2011

Autoism 

When people discriminate against the type of car you drive.

"Hey bro, see that guy pulling up in his pimp truck. Better call the condo association president to tow it." Trucks don't beong in our condo, because even though we think it's the Ritz...newsflash...it's NOT, that is AUTOISM!

Autoism by KrisJohn4Eva September 1, 2013

Autoism 

Autoism is a simplified term for a personal religion involving no one other than oneself, and considering onneself to be the only true god

Christian guy: "Hey I'm a Catholic, whats your religion?"
Narcissistic asshole: "I follow Autoism"
Christian guy: "Oh.. I've never heard of that"

Autoism by Whisko March 17, 2021