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Autoglass 

You got any cracks you need resealing? Call Autoglass Today.
Person 1: I have a crack on my car that needs resealing.
Person 2: *pointing a gun at person 1* CALL AUTOGLASS TODAY

Person 1: Do you have a crack that needs resealing?
Person 2: Yeah! Inbetween my buttcheeks!
Person 1: I swear to fucking christ Greg I earn £3.40 an hour I live in a cardboard box out the backarse of superdrug just fucking say yes
Autoglass by baked_beans July 23, 2019
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Autogasm 

An orgasm caused by seeing a very nice automobile.
Car: *vroooooooooooooom*
Man: "Oh godd." *ahhhh* "Autogasm" *ahhhuhh*
Autogasm by Dave Rowe January 23, 2009

autoclaustrophobia 

feeling like your trapped, stuck between two large people in the back of a small hatchback, commonly experienced on Road trips, and family outings, it's often used as a way of claiming shotgun....
"dude, i can't sit in the back, because i have autoclaustrophobia"

"shotgun....autoclaustrophobia!" (when pointing at the losers)

Autopassion

Sweet Band from Winston-Salem, NC
I like your purse is a song by Autopassion
Autopassion by julky October 12, 2006

Autogasm 

- A 100% Guaranteed Female Orgasm caused by trial and error with different positions with her partner to figure which one makes her cum the quickest and most often. A couple will start in this position to get her orgasm out of the way quickly to allow for the male to finish when ever he pleases, not worrying yet if he had pleased the woman yet.
Scenario 1:
Jackie: "So, how did it go with Mark last night after you left? Did you fuck him? Was he good?"

Beth: "Well, he was a pretty drunk, so instead of risking him cumming early, or going soft on me, I went for my Autogasm position right away to ensure I at least was satisfied. I am sure he is bragging to all his buddies today about what a stud he is even though I got myself off on his cock while he just laid there did nothing..."

Scenario 2:

Therese: "Bill, I am so happy we heard about the Autogasm when we did. One more round with you not getting me off would have ended it. Now I don't care that you blow your load after 4 minutes like usual...."

Scenario 3:

Neighbor Dan: "Hello neighbor John. Your grass is looking greener than usual, but you don't look so happy. What's wrong."

John: "Well, Jill decided she wanted to try something new in bed. I told her skipping the Autogasm wasn''t a good idea, and now she is all pissed off cause I came before she did last night...."

Neighbor Dan: "Well, to be honest with you, I think by 'Try Something New in Bed' she meant 'Someone new'. Trust ME buddy, she got off last night alright! Look on the bright side though, she has a few new Autogasm positions now so you are good to go again!"
Autogasm by Zoltar525 May 29, 2009

autoassicurazioni

1)An autoassicurazioni is when your npc bro (a jack usually) hits you in the balls with facts

2)when someone spells orthodontist really wrong
3)an npc looking ahh goes out auto mode and smacks your ass in italian
1)jack: red wine>White wine
7villaz: wtf

2)person 1: I’m going to the autoassicurazioni later
Person 2:..what

3)*italian ass slap* mama mia !! You have some juicy meat-ah balls !!
::bro !! Did you just autoassicurazioni me ?!?!

autoflossing 

to munch on a bearded clam; smooch a beaver; do some serious muff diving
"I can cancel my dental hygiene appointment tomorrow. I did some intense autoflossing last night."
autoflossing by MrMartini August 5, 2009