Person 1: I have a crack on my car that needs resealing.
Person 2: *pointing a gun at person 1* CALL AUTOGLASS TODAY
Person 1: Do you have a crack that needs resealing?
Person 2: Yeah! Inbetween my buttcheeks!
Person 1: I swear to fucking christ Greg I earn £3.40 an hour I live in a cardboard box out the backarse of superdrug just fucking say yes
Person 2: *pointing a gun at person 1* CALL AUTOGLASS TODAY
Person 1: Do you have a crack that needs resealing?
Person 2: Yeah! Inbetween my buttcheeks!
Person 1: I swear to fucking christ Greg I earn £3.40 an hour I live in a cardboard box out the backarse of superdrug just fucking say yes
by baked_beans July 23, 2019