Autogasm 

An orgasm caused by seeing a very nice automobile.

Car: *vroooooooooooooom*
Man: "Oh godd." *ahhhh* "Autogasm" *ahhhuhh*

Autogasm by Dave Rowe January 23, 2009

Autogasm 

- A 100% Guaranteed Female Orgasm caused by trial and error with different positions with her partner to figure which one makes her cum the quickest and most often. A couple will start in this position to get her orgasm out of the way quickly to allow for the male to finish when ever he pleases, not worrying yet if he had pleased the woman yet.

Scenario 1:
Jackie: "So, how did it go with Mark last night after you left? Did you fuck him? Was he good?"

Beth: "Well, he was a pretty drunk, so instead of risking him cumming early, or going soft on me, I went for my Autogasm position right away to ensure I at least was satisfied. I am sure he is bragging to all his buddies today about what a stud he is even though I got myself off on his cock while he just laid there did nothing..."

Scenario 2:

Therese: "Bill, I am so happy we heard about the Autogasm when we did. One more round with you not getting me off would have ended it. Now I don't care that you blow your load after 4 minutes like usual...."

Scenario 3:

Neighbor Dan: "Hello neighbor John. Your grass is looking greener than usual, but you don't look so happy. What's wrong."

John: "Well, Jill decided she wanted to try something new in bed. I told her skipping the Autogasm wasn''t a good idea, and now she is all pissed off cause I came before she did last night...."

Neighbor Dan: "Well, to be honest with you, I think by 'Try Something New in Bed' she meant 'Someone new'. Trust ME buddy, she got off last night alright! Look on the bright side though, she has a few new Autogasm positions now so you are good to go again!"

Autogasm by Zoltar525 May 29, 2009

Autogasm 

When a female automatically orgasms after seeing either an attractive male, a penis, or for the bisexuals and lesbians, an attractive female or vagina

Female 1 :"OMG, Look at the guy that just walked in."
*Female 2 turns and looks and all of a sudden starts panting and orgasms"
Female 1: Did you just autogasm?
Female 2: That took less than a second

Autogasm by Megaman62889 October 2, 2011

autogamous 

Committed to only having a sexual relationship with oneself.

I'm tired of relationships, from now on I'm going to be autogamous.

autogamous by ConcolorXY May 23, 2009

Autorgasm 

the act of rubbing your girlfriend, wife , etc. clit while she is driving to cause her to have an orgasm. Has been successfully done but can be very dangerous. PERFORM AT OWN RISK!!

Bill: hey bob i just gave my girlfriend an autorgasm.
Bob: shut the hell up Bill you could have crashed you know

Autorgasm by foxtrot3092 October 27, 2011

autgasm 

When an autistic person has an orgasm

Ooooh you just gave me an autgasm.

autgasm by NoTOhall2 March 22, 2017

Autgasm 

When a neurotypical individual experiences profound joy from things that are typically classified as “special interests”(usually very detailed, and specific, and not an interest of most neurotypical people) for people on the Autism scale.
Ie: Deep, mental pleasure regarding Detailed topics that the mainstream population doesn’t typically find the least bit interesting.
Although a mental feeling, it can be so overwhelming and intense that it actually ends up affecting your nervous system.(eg, tingling...)
******Note, this would be considered extremely derogatory towards people on OR off the spectrum. I don’t recommend using it.

The subtle sound differences between the letters “y” and “ü,” and their use as well as placement within certain words over others is giving me an Autgasm.

Autgasm by Killa-K. June 24, 2018