Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Autismus Maximus
Autismus Maximus by Testiculus Maximus June 24, 2024
Related Words
autismosis
The diffusion of autism through a partially permeable membrane, only in water. This is often the reason people catch autism.
"Hey dude, what's up? Oh sh- you got caught by the autismosis!"
"I caught autism through autismosis nearly 7 years ago."
"I caught autism through autismosis nearly 7 years ago."
autismosis by Mega Virgin November 28, 2018
Autismsexual
Autismsexual is a shitty explanation for people to like other people that target people autism even CHILDREN
Autismsexual by MegaGigaChad February 4, 2022
Autismisticitis
I asked the doctor what I had wrong with me and he said "I'm sorry but you have a disease called autismisticitis"
Autismisticitis by Inspire_all June 28, 2017
autismist
autismist by bagchassinwordmakinking June 30, 2021
Autismistic
A person that claims they are always correct even when they are wrong and will continue to claim they are correct even after being proved wrong with hard evidence. Normally a sign of some forms of Autism hence the word used.
Steve: "Dave's so autismistic. He's always claiming that Jack Black is Hugh Jackman's son and that he was forcefully made to change his name because the embarrassment caused by him being in 'The Muppets' film."
Bob: "What kind of bullshit fact is that. It doesn't make any sense at all, did you show him their birth-dates and how that would be impossible?"
Steve: "Yes but he claims that a time machine was used for it to be possible and I was stupid and incorrect for not thinking of that."
Bob: "What an autismistic thing to claim."
Bob: "What kind of bullshit fact is that. It doesn't make any sense at all, did you show him their birth-dates and how that would be impossible?"
Steve: "Yes but he claims that a time machine was used for it to be possible and I was stupid and incorrect for not thinking of that."
Bob: "What an autismistic thing to claim."
Autismistic by SpaceOnyx August 13, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026