Autismus 

The German translation of the word "autism". Autism is a learning disability which affects the way a person's brain works.

Often used in English to bully or insult autistic people.

"Yooo, autismus!"

"Get away from me, Kyle. Or I'll have to speak to a teacher."

Autismus by loopylez December 27, 2021

Autismus Maximus 

Someone Who is extremely retarded and also has Tourette's.

"Hey look! It's Autismus Maximus!"

Autismus Maximus by Testiculus Maximus June 24, 2024

autismosis

The diffusion of autism through a partially permeable membrane, only in water. This is often the reason people catch autism.

"Hey dude, what's up? Oh sh- you got caught by the autismosis!"
"I caught autism through autismosis nearly 7 years ago."

autismosis by Mega Virgin November 28, 2018

Autismsexual

Autismsexual is a shitty explanation for people to like other people that target people autism even CHILDREN

Joe: are you autismsexual?

Jack: no I am not bloody weird geez

Autismsexual by MegaGigaChad February 4, 2022

Autismisticitis 

A disease that is very rare and is very contagious

I asked the doctor what I had wrong with me and he said "I'm sorry but you have a disease called autismisticitis"

Autismisticitis by Inspire_all June 28, 2017

autismist

someone who hates on autism

autismist: that boy is autistic

autismist by bagchassinwordmakinking June 30, 2021

Autismistic 

A person that claims they are always correct even when they are wrong and will continue to claim they are correct even after being proved wrong with hard evidence. Normally a sign of some forms of Autism hence the word used.

Steve: "Dave's so autismistic. He's always claiming that Jack Black is Hugh Jackman's son and that he was forcefully made to change his name because the embarrassment caused by him being in 'The Muppets' film."

Bob: "What kind of bullshit fact is that. It doesn't make any sense at all, did you show him their birth-dates and how that would be impossible?"

Steve: "Yes but he claims that a time machine was used for it to be possible and I was stupid and incorrect for not thinking of that."

Bob: "What an autismistic thing to claim."

Autismistic by SpaceOnyx August 13, 2014