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Austin Li  

person who gives bj as bedtime stories aka nathan
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Austin Li by im so bored April 6, 2009

Austin Li 

Gay as hell, hates and hates swifties.
Why is Austin Li so f*king gay
Austin Li by CjCool11 January 18, 2024

Austin Lilly 

An immaculate man that is also known as a "Friendly NPC". He is a huge fan of the color blue and only wears blue shirts. Also, the only option for shorts are the black shorts with a "white paint" stain on them.
Austin Lilly wakes up every day with 3 hours of sleep and immediately climbs through his messy room for all of his blue shirts and black shorts.

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Bystander says: "Austin Lilly, now that you have put on one of the many blue shirts on the ground of my closet, you now have contributed to cleaning your room"
Austin Lilly by Austin_Roy_Lily September 16, 2022

Austin Line

Is a disc golf line to the basket that is so brave that Simon lizotte wouldn’t do it
Woah dude! That’s definitely an Austin line!
Austin Line by Discgolfer499 October 11, 2022

Austin City Limits Music Festival 

The best fucking music festival in the WORLD!!! Located in Austin, Texas (the best city ever and the live music capitol of the world) every September or October. Since its start, ACL has hosted many bands: Coldplay, The Strokes, Muse, Phish, Vampire Weekend, Jack Johnson, deadmau5, Pheonix, Kings of Leon, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, and many many more!
Guy 1: Dude im going to Austin City Limits Music Festival this year!!

Guy 2:You are so lucky...

Guy 1: I know! its gonna be kickass!

Guy 2: Don't talk to me about it. The pain of not going is too much.

Austin City Limits

A super hype music festival where the boys get high as shit and end up losing their shirts in the crowds, the girls run around drunk as hell and have glitter and flash tats in every place you could think of, grinding up on any and everybody that is near you in the mosh pit, screaming at the top of their lungs for all of your favorite bands on the stage, or better known as the best fucking weekend known to man.
Dude! Are you ready to get turnt the fuck up at the Drake concert at Austin City Limits?
Hell yeah! Hopefully I can get some ass while we are in the crowd.