Aungustus 

synonyms: Aung, Aungs
pronunciation: "Aw-guh-stis"

A racist double stuffed bigot who smells like wet cheese and has so many chins he doesn't need a wallet to hold his cards.

"Did you hear that Aungustus got banned for insulting the black cashier? apparently its the third time this week"

Aungustus by BiggermcBig March 27, 2024

Augustus Waters 

To make something so good and so wonderful but then ultimately kill it and make someone feel really bad about it.
Or, a character in John Green's The Fault In Our Stars who had cancer and died young, also made a lot of metaphors about death.

Friend: I'm writing a story and I really like the character so far.
Me: Okay, well, don't Augustus Waters it.

Augustus Waters by thelastfangirl December 11, 2013

Augustus 

Quite possibly the most badass dude in history. He succeeded Julius Cesar and became the emperor of the Roman Empire for 40 years.

"I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble. That is one of Augustus' most famous quotes."

Augustus by Toastly January 29, 2012

Augustus 

A legendary dick Jedi that has mastered the power of his dick to exert power over others. He is usually controlled by lust and will do anything for a quick fuck. Friends should be careful presenting their girlfriends around him as they are easily seduced by the power of his big dick energy.

Yesterday Augustus walked into my apartment with his dick hanging out, I just couldn’t resist and I let him do me right there.

Augustus by Jhnu April 11, 2019

Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.

Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.

Augustus Glooped by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021

Augustas 

He is a sexy boy with big biceps and at 12 pack, these people are found in Eastern Europe, he loves girls but sometimes men,
Everyone wants to have his basketball skills

I wish had an Augustas body!

Augustas by CurryKings July 10, 2017

Augustus Glooping 

noun
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ

The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.

Augustus glooping is a tasty alternative to waterboarding.

Augustus Glooping by Allanus May 12, 2022