Auctioner 

A person in the passenger seat of an automobile that forgets they are giving directions to the driver only to yell the direction to turn multiple times at an unintelligible speed at the driver as the car goes past the desired turn.

I was giving Sara a Chicago Meat Hook last ni... Left!!! left!! left!! left!!!!!!! You missed the turn Gilligan!

I'd have made it if you were paying attention instead of waiting till the last second and doing the auctioner.

Auctioner by Maybeillcatchfire September 28, 2008

Cajun auctioneer 

When your going south on a women and have to start spitting out everything you got as fast as you can to keep up with the pace.

Hey Michelle I was talking to Jennifer about me becoming a Cajun auctioneer she said I’d be really good at it what do you think?

Cajun auctioneer by Off camber May 4, 2018

Auctionee 

Person who is included in a pool of potential participants in a selective auction.

We are prequalifying potentionial auctionees for an upcoming domain sale auction.

Auctionee by TheBigMF May 23, 2022

auctioneer status 

When a person is so high on crystal meth they can't stop talking and all night

You're so high you're on auctioneer status

auctioneer status by Ewen McCloud February 24, 2025

Virgin Auctioneer 

A female who auctiions off her virginity for a large sum of money. The female posts on craigslist, other classified advertising sites, or uses local or national media to set virginity for auction.

There are real life examples of Virgin Auctioneers and one of them is "A 20-year-old woman from Southern Brazil has sparked a wave of criticism by auctioning off her "first sexual experience" to the highest bidder as part of a documentary. The stunt has generated outrage in Brazil, however, bids have already reached $1 million."

Virgin Auctioneer by UrbanPhonics October 28, 2012