Attackled

To be overcome by something, somewhere between attacked and tackled, even if not a physical attack, it is beyond your control to overcome.

I was planning on spending my day off in bed doing nothing, until I was attackled by a phone call, and had to go to work.

Attackled by The true voice of reason April 9, 2012

I feel personally attacked 

A (joke) response that shows you can personally relate to content that was meant to be more general.

New York Times headline: Studies show that 2020 has seen a 400% spike in men losing their entire life savings thanks to trading stocks at home.
Man sitting at home trading stocks: "I feel personally attacked."

I feel personally attacked by igotalottastuff June 20, 2020

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. 

Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021

No strings attached 

Having only sex with someone and nothing else but that. No hanging out unless it’s to fuck

Girl: let’s fuck. No strings attached though
Boy: sounds good
Ex
Boy: wanna go to the movies instead

Girl: nah I’m good. No dick no hangout.

Boy: oh

No strings attached by Tidepods January 24, 2018

Attacked 

Relatable. When you relate hardcore to something someone just said or showed you. Usually meaning "I feel attacked" but light hearted and jokingly

Friend: "Check out this meme that hits too close to your insecurities."
Me: "Attacked"

Attacked by MaimieJeenach August 30, 2019

attackle 

to attack by tackling

The young child attackled his older sister. The young girl said, "Mom he is attackling me!"

attackle by young persian girl July 28, 2011

attached at the hip 

Two people who are always around each other, whom you never see one without the other.

James and Kelsey are attached at the hip; you can never seem to find them alone.

attached at the hip by panzercannon01 October 1, 2010