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Atlantic Beach, NY 

A tiny ass town that nobody knows about, even people who live in one town over. On Long Beach island and next to Long Beach, NY. Alo next to Lawrence and Cedarhurst and Inwood, all those damn places... Lawrence school district...
All the rich people live on Bay Blvd or by the beach, or in the estates. Then there's the west end by silverpoint (and flamingo st!) where grandmas live, and druggies. We have a beach, and along the boardwalk almost all the beach club things are dead. Across the bridge is also the far rockaways.
Atlantic Beach, NY person: Hey, where you guys live?

Merrick, NY person: Merrick.

Long Beach, NY person: Long beach.

Cedarhurst, NY person: Cedarhurst, you?

AB person: Atlantic Beach

LB person: oh rlly?

Cedarhurst: Wait...wherE? o.O?

Merrick: Never heard of it.
Atlantic Beach, NY by diru-is-love October 16, 2009
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East Atlantic Beach, NY

East Atlantic Beach is a wealthy part of Long Beach. Family's send there kids to private school's all over Long Island and kids are extremely spoiled. Kids are also athletes and extremely high Maintenance. They love Billibong, Quick Silver, Ralph Lauren, Gucci, Tommy Bahama and any other name brand. They also have a new pair of sun glasses everyday. Parents let them get any car they want but by the pickiness of the kids usually they want a BMW, Mercedes, Porsche, and now Audi. Teenagers have wild parties in the estates and consist of pool hopping in empty summer mansion and if they are on for sale they have pool parties. Don't mess with them because they all have ties with the Mafia and many shows like the Sopranos are shot they and also TV shows like Royal Pains and Gossip Girl. Things to do there are surf, go to the Counrty or Beach club and play golf and yess Tan hard !!!
Let's all go to East Atlantic Beach, NY to rage and drive is Sams Bently !!

East Atlantic Beach, NY

East Atlantic Beach is a wealthy part of Long Beach. Family's send there kids to private school's all over Long Island and kids are extremely spoiled. Kids are also athletes and extremely high Maintenance. They love Billibong, Quick Silver, Ralph Lauren, Gucci, Tommy Bahama and any other name brand. They also have a new pair of sun glasses everyday. Parents let them get any car they want but by the pickiness of the kids usually they want a BMW, Mercedes, Porsche, and now Audi. Teenagers have wild parties in the estates and consist of pool hopping in empty summer mansion and if they are on for all they have pool parties. Don't mess with them because they all have ties with the Mafia and many shows like the Sopranos are shot they and also TV shows like Royal Pains and Gossip Girl. Things to do there are surf, go to the Counrty or Beach club and play golf and yess Tan hard !!!
Let's all go to East Atlantic Beach, NY to rage and drive is Sams Bently !!

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026