Mark: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me."

Susan: "Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor."

Mark: "To write with a broken pencil is pointless.."

Susan: "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

Mark: "uhh-"

Susan: "A hungry traveller comes upon a monastery and is taken into the kitchens. Upon entering he sees a monk frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No, I'm the chip monk"

Mark: gasp... You are Atilla the Pun!

Atilla the Pun by Drewbie91 June 13, 2009

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atilla

Gods gift to women

ohhh Atilla! YES! YES! MORE! oh Atilla! stop! TOO HARD! THATS BETTER! HELL YEAH Atilla!WOOOOOOOO_HOOOOOOOOO OH OHO OHHOHO YEAHHH Atilla! MORE MORE DONT STOP OWWW AWWWWW Atilla! YEAH YEAH YEAH OWAH! YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

atilla by pablo January 25, 2004

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ashilla

A gentle sweet girl with a kinky side. She may never smile, but her smirk sinisterly glows. NEVER overlook an Ashilla, she may seem sweet and nice, but once you get to know her... Run.

Guy1: Dude you look like a wreck. What happened?
Guy2: Ashilla is on the run.
Guy1: OH NO ALREADY, GET THE BIBLE NOW!!! QUICKLY!!!!!

ashilla by R3NDIPITY March 9, 2018

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Atilla

Atilla is a very handsom and charming person. They can be very calm but when annoyed really scary. They always analyze everything and can read peoples minds. Atilla is very clever and can nearly solve every problem. Sometimes they can be insecure and sensitive. But they always try to think positive. They will become very successful in life and achieve every goal. Don’t get rid of an Atilla!

Atilla can pull anyone!

Atilla by Maximilian Hardy November 21, 2021

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Atilla

The gift from god to impress women…
Handsome, hot as fuck and a god in bed.

Oral sex his destiny…

Me: I need a hot fuck buddy!
Girls: You need Atilla

Atilla by Vifi November 21, 2021

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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