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Astronomia 

The thing that happens when you're about to die.
Person 1: OMG That girl's about to die in the movie!
Person 2: *Plays Astronomia*
Astronomia by Ary_Mishor April 22, 2020

Down astronomically 

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.
Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.
Down astronomically by clapped nigga February 25, 2021

astronominalogical 

Unlike oxymoronical, astronimalogical is a description of thinking, talking, being, or spiriting with deference to the vastness of our multiversal cosmos.
Its astronominalogical to ponder Dark Matter and the swingingly swirling galaxy monkey bars. Keep climbing.
astronominalogical by nadja m February 28, 2020

Asstronomical

A Gluteus Maximus Size that extends beyond normal scales of measurement into another dimension.
Guy 1: Did you see that ass? She has had like no waist but a 4XL booty.
Guy 2: Yo man that was Asstronomical!
Asstronomical by Lil Woody January 26, 2015

Down Astronomical 

When you are so unbelievably down so bad that even the paint on the walls makes you horny.
I am Down Astronomical so much so that I fucked a hole in the wall. :(

astronormical 

Being extremely normal in nature.
Hans' penis was astronormicaly average.
astronormical by Lokijk January 19, 2017
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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