Kalan Porter

Sexiest, most talented artist out there. And a canadian talent who plays violin, viola, guitar, piano and sings! The envy of all men! The man every girl wants!
Dang that Kalan Porter is one major talented hottie!
by Riley December 27, 2004
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Wanker

1. n. one who lives on the Westbank of New Orleans. Generally used as an insult. Contraction of "west" and "bank."
2. n. one who masturbates quite a bit or beyond healthy means
1. Wow, Robert, you're such a wanker. Go back to the wank.

2. Wow, look at those wanking Brits.
by Riley April 15, 2005
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fishhooking

fishhooking is when ones index finger is placed inside another persons mouth and then the first person pulls very hard causing pain for the second person.
Man last night i fishhooked my homie so bad that his mouth started bleeding
by riley July 10, 2004
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shottie

a bong with no rush hole which you pull thorugh in one breath as you light
stack me a shottie mo-fo
by riley March 20, 2005
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KaytiLu

1) one cool cat that rocks keavinators math class
2) a kind hearted soul
3) a genius
4) one kickass cheerleader
5) a word used to descirbe most awesome girl in stang who loves urbandictionary
1) Math would be so darn boring without that KaytiLu around
2) Mother Theresa will be remembered as one of the greatest KaytiLu's
3) Albert Einstien was one hell of a KaytiLu
4) Only a KaytiLu can do a back handspring like that
5) Mommy, Im running instead of prom queen as most KaytiLu like
by riley March 15, 2005
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nwegrounds

did you see that fuckstick that can't spull?
by riley November 13, 2003
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