BEST FUCKERY PSYCHO TRAVIS PAGE EVERRR AAAAAAAAAAHH MAKE ME WANA PUNCH A BABY RIGGGHTTT FUCKKKIINGG NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TO RAGGEEE THE FUCKKKKKKKKK OUTTTTTTT
LET ME DAMM TELL YOU WHO IS ASTROINTHETRAP YOU KNOW HES A FUCKIN BEST BASTARDS ASS PAGE EVERR !!!!!!!!!!!!!! EFFFIINNNNN FUCCKITTY FOR FUKERRYY SAKEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAHHHHH
The agentive form of "astroturf". An astronigger is a person or account online that tries to tip the scales in favor of someone they are indebted to, either through blackmail, social contract, or payment.
Look, Tim, it's an astronigger. They're the only things keeping Microsoft's reputation afloat!