Astroing

When jumping sends you into space because of how fat you are, or when your fat flaps are big enough to propel you into space.

I think Gretta might start astroing if she keeps on gaining weight

by Zynxos March 12, 2024

Astronigga

1) A real astronaut that doesn’t fuck around, like real Apollo 13 ass boys.

2) An astronaut of copious melanin.

1 - “Apollo 13 was wild, they were a true bunch of astroniggas

2 - “in the movie Mission To Mars, they try to rescue an astronigga stuck on Mars.”

by Bro9669 May 29, 2018

Astrointhetrap

BEST FUCKERY PSYCHO TRAVIS PAGE EVERRR AAAAAAAAAAHH MAKE ME WANA PUNCH A BABY RIGGGHTTT FUCKKKIINGG NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TO RAGGEEE THE FUCKKKKKKKKK OUTTTTTTT

LET ME DAMM TELL YOU WHO IS ASTROINTHETRAP YOU KNOW HES A FUCKIN BEST BASTARDS ASS PAGE EVERR !!!!!!!!!!!!!! EFFFIINNNNN FUCCKITTY FOR FUKERRYY SAKEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAHHHHH

by WishopScott August 6, 2020

astroiogia

astroiogia, better known as sage, is the coolest swiftie on quotev. they are super cool and funny tf is this shit, go follow them

person 1: did ygs see astroiogia??
person 2: yeah they seem cool
person 3: bitch please sage is the coolest

by rogertayloriscoollmao March 7, 2022

astronigger

The agentive form of "astroturf". An astronigger is a person or account online that tries to tip the scales in favor of someone they are indebted to, either through blackmail, social contract, or payment.

Look, Tim, it's an astronigger. They're the only things keeping Microsoft's reputation afloat!

by TronTran27 December 29, 2020

astronigganomical

Being smart at what you know nigga school wise

We about to go hit a lick please use your astronigganomical and not get caught Johnny

by Mikeyboa September 28, 2020

astroinparis

a man of many talents, he can also take yo bitch

i hope i can grow up to be like astroinparis

by Stfuastr0 September 2, 2023