Astronut

A person who is nuts about astronomy.

Jesus: "Yes! I received my SkyQuest XX14g GoTo Truss Tube Dobsonian Telescope!"
Daniel: "Astronut!"

by Todos Valen Verga May 24, 2011

Astronut

Astronut is an astronaut who nuts on space aliens.

Did you see that Astronut? It flooded the galaxy

by NiggerBob aka bob August 3, 2019

Astronut

When you nut so hard it's out of this world

IM GONNA ASTRONUT!!!!!

by Olem October 5, 2018

Astronut

Semen that is suspended in zero-gravity in space.

After a long mission on mars, Greg and Christina decided to get in on.Afterwords, they spent their time dodging the astronut that Greg had created.

by DVARMARBAR November 2, 2010

Astronut

The act of shooting your dick up and around like a rocket until it makes it in a woman's vagina.

I played astronut with my girlfriend after sex last night.

by irmike December 18, 2008

astronut

A gay loser that has absolutely no friends and gets off by playing DDR every waking moment. Boy what a piece of shit...

Siples: Hey there, wanna play some DDR or maybe i can just suck you off.
Me: No thanks i'm not an astronut.

by Nate Naval May 2, 2005

astronut

nut in space

wow this is good hentai i just astronutted in space

by voidack July 5, 2021