asto

He's a catfish on discord. He's cat fished multiple people. irl he's a 30 y/o man but pretends to be a 14 y/o girl to talk to underage guys.

man I really hate asto.

by zenlitized March 26, 2021

Asto

Something you poop out.

The other day I had a nasty Asto that came out of my butthole.

by carolinawuzhere January 26, 2009

Asto

A very cool trap

I met Asto the other day, he was a very cool trap.

by Pppppppppp0199191919191 November 23, 2020

Astou

A girl; most likely West African, who is extremely kind. Selfless, caring, and loving. Usually always funny as well as sensitive.

No one understands me like Astou.

by Open Door May 7, 2013

Astolfo Effect

A phenomenon where a historical (or otherwise original) figure gets overshadowed by its version from modern culture. Named after Astolfo, who is originally a character from a French legend, but most people nowadays know him from the Fate anime franchise as the guy who looks like a girl, also referred to as trap or femboy.
Most prominent if you try to look their images up. There are even more famous examples, such as the infamous dictator Nero Claudius.

A: I tried to search for some pictures of this guy for my school presentation but all I could find was this anime girl for some reason.
B: Yeah, that's the Astolfo effect for you.

by chrisprattjudah December 31, 2021

Astolfo

The god of amongst all anime traps.
Astolfo is a male anime character made to look as though they are a female.

Friend 1: Dude Astolfo is so cute

Friend 2: Ayo what the fuck that's a guy

Friend 3: Oh shit

by Neoshrimp January 11, 2021

aston's disease

Aston's disease is a disinclination to activity or exertion despite having the ability to do so. Possible side effects include extreme reclusiveness and a fear of answering phone calls or text messages. Despite the symptoms previously listed those with Astons disease like to make commitments on occasion resulting in confusion and perhaps a moment of hope

Yo you think Jon will make it tonight??
Nah he got that Aston's Disease he aint going anywhere

by Nimajneb88 September 17, 2013