The god of amongst all anime traps.
Astolfo is a male anime character made to look as though they are a female.
Friend 1: Dude Astolfo is so cute

Friend 2: Ayo what the fuck that's a guy

Friend 3: Oh shit
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THE BEST WAIFU. Any other waifu is irrelevant to Astolfo, even Zero Two.
Someone: who’s best waifu? Zero Two or Mai?
Me: None, cuz Astolfo exists
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Astolfo (also Astolpho, Estous, and Estouls) is a fictional character in the Matter of France where he is one of Charlemagne's paladins. He is the son of Otto, the King of England (possibly referring to Charles' contemporary Offa of Mercia), and is a cousin to Orlando and Rinaldo, and a descendant of Charles Martel. While Astolfo's name appeared in the Old French chanson de geste The Four Sons of Aymon, his first major appearance was in the anonymous early fourteenth-century Franco-Venetian epic poem La Prise de Pampelune.1 He was subsequently a major character (typically humorous) in Italian Renaissance romance epics, such as Morgante by Luigi Pulci, Orlando Innamorato by Matteo Maria Boiardo, and Orlando Furioso by Ludovico Ariosto

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Teacher: OK class this is Astolfo he is a paladin
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To be the best boy in an entire plotline.
That has got to be the best astolfo ive ever seen
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The best private blatant Minecraft hacked client to ever exist. #AstolfoOnTop
Person 1: “That bhopper is hot 🥵🥵”
Person 2: “ yea bro he’s probably using Astolfo”
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