Astolfo 

The god of amongst all anime traps.
Astolfo is a male anime character made to look as though they are a female.

Friend 1: Dude Astolfo is so cute

Friend 2: Ayo what the fuck that's a guy

Friend 3: Oh shit

Astolfo by Neoshrimp January 11, 2021

astolfo 

A cute weeaboo bean with pink hair.

The Astolfo Bean Library

astolfo by AntisocialWeeb May 11, 2018

Astolfo 

THE BEST WAIFU. Any other waifu is irrelevant to Astolfo, even Zero Two.

Someone: who’s best waifu? Zero Two or Mai?
Me: None, cuz Astolfo exists

Astolfo by JarvisBanned December 9, 2020

Astolfo 

Astolfo (also Astolpho, Estous, and Estouls) is a fictional character in the Matter of France where he is one of Charlemagne's paladins. He is the son of Otto, the King of England (possibly referring to Charles' contemporary Offa of Mercia), and is a cousin to Orlando and Rinaldo, and a descendant of Charles Martel. While Astolfo's name appeared in the Old French chanson de geste The Four Sons of Aymon, his first major appearance was in the anonymous early fourteenth-century Franco-Venetian epic poem La Prise de Pampelune.1 He was subsequently a major character (typically humorous) in Italian Renaissance romance epics, such as Morgante by Luigi Pulci, Orlando Innamorato by Matteo Maria Boiardo, and Orlando Furioso by Ludovico Ariosto

What where you thinking¿¿¿???? ;)

Teacher: OK class this is Astolfo he is a paladin

Astolfo by Potato.soup May 5, 2022

Astolfo 

To be the best boy in an entire plotline.

That has got to be the best astolfo ive ever seen

Astolfo by Jeef7227 September 19, 2021

Astolfo 

The worlds best femboy Astolfo is easily the best femboy by far.

Bro i want to fuck astolfo

Astolfo by Astolfo Simp(has no father) August 3, 2022

Astolfo 

The best private blatant Minecraft hacked client to ever exist. #AstolfoOnTop

Person 1: “That bhopper is hot 🥵🥵”
Person 2: “ yea bro he’s probably using Astolfo”

Astolfo by STyPLy May 30, 2021