Astou

A girl; most likely West African, who is extremely kind. Selfless, caring, and loving. Usually always funny as well as sensitive.

No one understands me like Astou.

by Open Door May 7, 2013

Astolfo Effect

A phenomenon where a historical (or otherwise original) figure gets overshadowed by its version from modern culture. Named after Astolfo, who is originally a character from a French legend, but most people nowadays know him from the Fate anime franchise as the guy who looks like a girl, also referred to as trap or femboy.
Most prominent if you try to look their images up. There are even more famous examples, such as the infamous dictator Nero Claudius.

A: I tried to search for some pictures of this guy for my school presentation but all I could find was this anime girl for some reason.
B: Yeah, that's the Astolfo effect for you.

by chrisprattjudah December 31, 2021

astuti

Astuti is the cutest girl you will ever stumble across. And by cute I mean in all possible aspects be in context to her body, her smile, her face, her voice, her words, her jokes, when she’s mad, when she’s pissed, when she’s sad, when she’s crying. If you ever come across astuti crying it’s without doubt the most heartbreaking thing you’ll have ever experienced. Cuties like astuti are filled with love and need and deserve to be constantly loved all the time to bring about that cutie smile of hers. If you ever meet an astuti never let her go. She is everything

Oh hi Astuti! I love you so much! You are so mine.
aka Astcutie

by bonerking December 15, 2020

Astolfo

The god of amongst all anime traps.
Astolfo is a male anime character made to look as though they are a female.

Friend 1: Dude Astolfo is so cute

Friend 2: Ayo what the fuck that's a guy

Friend 3: Oh shit

by Neoshrimp January 11, 2021

Minge'atouille

When a vagina looks horrible and completely unappetizing, but ends up tasting absolutely fantastic. Based upon the French dish that looks like stir fried garbage.

At first, it looked like I was about eat a re-fried blood bath, but it turned out to be Minge'atouille!

Sometimes Minge'atouille smells like fish, but it sure doesn't taste like it.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the flavor appeals to everybody."
-Minge'atouilli

Pro Tip: Give it a lick even if it looks like someone beat her guts up. She just might have some pretty good Minge'atouilli.

Surprisingly, that ugly chick from the bar had Minge'atouilli.

On very rare occasions, a cruntzle turns out to be Minge'atouilli. You just have to be be brave enough to give it a lick.

by DMonkage May 30, 2014

aston's disease

Aston's disease is a disinclination to activity or exertion despite having the ability to do so. Possible side effects include extreme reclusiveness and a fear of answering phone calls or text messages. Despite the symptoms previously listed those with Astons disease like to make commitments on occasion resulting in confusion and perhaps a moment of hope

Yo you think Jon will make it tonight??
Nah he got that Aston's Disease he aint going anywhere

by Nimajneb88 September 17, 2013

Attou

A retarded bald loser with a tiny penis

"Look at that sad idiot, he must be an Attou" Ingrid
"I agree, he is a bald psycho who enjoys masturbating" Lewis
"Pervert Attou" Elliott
"Wanker Attou" Adam

by Lundberg3 January 26, 2016