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A girl; most likely West African, who is extremely kind. Selfless, caring, and loving. Usually always funny as well as sensitive.
No one understands me like Astou.
Astou by Open Door May 7, 2013
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Astolfo Effect 

A phenomenon where a historical (or otherwise original) figure gets overshadowed by its version from modern culture. Named after Astolfo, who is originally a character from a French legend, but most people nowadays know him from the Fate anime franchise as the guy who looks like a girl, also referred to as trap or femboy.
Most prominent if you try to look their images up. There are even more famous examples, such as the infamous dictator Nero Claudius.
A: I tried to search for some pictures of this guy for my school presentation but all I could find was this anime girl for some reason.
B: Yeah, that's the Astolfo effect for you.
Astolfo Effect by chrisprattjudah December 31, 2021
Astuti is the cutest girl you will ever stumble across. And by cute I mean in all possible aspects be in context to her body, her smile, her face, her voice, her words, her jokes, when she’s mad, when she’s pissed, when she’s sad, when she’s crying. If you ever come across astuti crying it’s without doubt the most heartbreaking thing you’ll have ever experienced. Cuties like astuti are filled with love and need and deserve to be constantly loved all the time to bring about that cutie smile of hers. If you ever meet an astuti never let her go. She is everything
Oh hi Astuti! I love you so much! You are so mine.
aka Astcutie
astuti by bonerking December 15, 2020
The god of amongst all anime traps.
Astolfo is a male anime character made to look as though they are a female.
Friend 1: Dude Astolfo is so cute

Friend 2: Ayo what the fuck that's a guy

Friend 3: Oh shit
Astolfo by Neoshrimp January 11, 2021

Minge'atouille 

When a vagina looks horrible and completely unappetizing, but ends up tasting absolutely fantastic. Based upon the French dish that looks like stir fried garbage.
At first, it looked like I was about eat a re-fried blood bath, but it turned out to be Minge'atouille!

Sometimes Minge'atouille smells like fish, but it sure doesn't taste like it.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the flavor appeals to everybody."
-Minge'atouilli

Pro Tip: Give it a lick even if it looks like someone beat her guts up. She just might have some pretty good Minge'atouilli.

Surprisingly, that ugly chick from the bar had Minge'atouilli.

On very rare occasions, a cruntzle turns out to be Minge'atouilli. You just have to be be brave enough to give it a lick.
Minge'atouille by DMonkage May 30, 2014

aston's disease

Aston's disease is a disinclination to activity or exertion despite having the ability to do so. Possible side effects include extreme reclusiveness and a fear of answering phone calls or text messages. Despite the symptoms previously listed those with Astons disease like to make commitments on occasion resulting in confusion and perhaps a moment of hope
Yo you think Jon will make it tonight??
Nah he got that Aston's Disease he aint going anywhere
aston's disease by Nimajneb88 September 17, 2013
A retarded bald loser with a tiny penis
"Look at that sad idiot, he must be an Attou" Ingrid
"I agree, he is a bald psycho who enjoys masturbating" Lewis
"Pervert Attou" Elliott
"Wanker Attou" Adam
Attou by Lundberg3 January 26, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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