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The asswhole speaks to the entire and usually shitty body of work of an individual.
I gotta hand it to him, he's a real asswhole.
asswhole by tirtle February 9, 2019

asswhole-itis 

Noun - A person that is and has been an asswhole his/her whole life. A person who has relished a life long symptomatic habitual passion in being an asswhole and problem child even from birth their entire life with no end in site.
I just don’t understand why Julio can’t just be normal for about 2 seconds. All we wanted was a nice picture together, but he chose to make a nasty face during them taking the snapshot, he’s gotta have the asswhole-itis I swear! =p
asswhole-itis by é2daizz0 November 10, 2009
noun - Description of a person that reminds you of a whole ass.
Why did you hack my computer?! You asswhole!
asswhole by Jmechy February 24, 2003
When somebody's asshole is so loose that when they fart, it makes no noise, instead it releases a puff of air similar to a breath.
The exhale of the butt.
He got sodomized by a pole, now he doesn't fart, he asshales.
asshale by ZT1997 November 20, 2013
Someone who is fully, cannot be more assy, or is an ass to the fullest extent. They are wholly an ass.
Me: Man, Zach has been such an asswhole lately.

Natalie: Yeah seriously. I love you.
asswhole by Michael J. Hawk November 17, 2010

asswhole job 

Describes a fully-completed task, rather than just something done half-a**. Da implication, of course, is dat said actions may not have been performed properly, however --- i.e., da clueless laborer may have indeed been thorough and invested an appropriate amount of time and effort, but he may have majorly screwed up the job as far as its being done correctly.
An example of an asswhole job would be if you carefully grilled the steaks or chicken-wings for a backyard barbecue, but naively used bacon-grease to baste them. :P
asswhole job by QuacksO October 31, 2019
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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