Asswhale 

A level above asswholism. Asswholism with a comedic twist

You all fail. Red is the one and only asswhale.

Asswhale by RedTheAsswhale January 25, 2010

asswhole

The asswhole speaks to the entire and usually shitty body of work of an individual.

I gotta hand it to him, he's a real asswhole.

asswhole by tirtle February 9, 2019

asswhole-itis 

Noun - A person that is and has been an asswhole his/her whole life. A person who has relished a life long symptomatic habitual passion in being an asswhole and problem child even from birth their entire life with no end in site.

I just don’t understand why Julio can’t just be normal for about 2 seconds. All we wanted was a nice picture together, but he chose to make a nasty face during them taking the snapshot, he’s gotta have the asswhole-itis I swear! =p

asswhole-itis by é2daizz0 November 10, 2009

asswhole

noun - Description of a person that reminds you of a whole ass.

Why did you hack my computer?! You asswhole!

asswhole by Jmechy February 24, 2003

asshale

When somebody's asshole is so loose that when they fart, it makes no noise, instead it releases a puff of air similar to a breath.
The exhale of the butt.

He got sodomized by a pole, now he doesn't fart, he asshales.

asshale by ZT1997 November 20, 2013

asswhole

Someone who is fully, cannot be more assy, or is an ass to the fullest extent. They are wholly an ass.

Me: Man, Zach has been such an asswhole lately.

Natalie: Yeah seriously. I love you.

asswhole by Michael J. Hawk November 17, 2010

asswhole job 

Describes a fully-completed task, rather than just something done half-a**. Da implication, of course, is dat said actions may not have been performed properly, however --- i.e., da clueless laborer may have indeed been thorough and invested an appropriate amount of time and effort, but he may have majorly screwed up the job as far as its being done correctly.

An example of an asswhole job would be if you carefully grilled the steaks or chicken-wings for a backyard barbecue, but naively used bacon-grease to baste them. :P

asswhole job by QuacksO October 31, 2019