Assvag

Someone so vile that natural selection gave them a second pooper in there vag therefore causing massive queefage

Man whatsher face was queefer Sutherland,

a total Assvag all day yesterday.

by Bigballs doodoohead January 30, 2024

ASSFAGGOTS

An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.

John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.

by Without Me September 23, 2020

assvantage

When you use your hook ups, your status, your money, or whatever to pull ass for yourself. Instead of using these things to your advantage to get normal stuff you use it to your assvantage to get ass.

My Dad is the drummer for the Grateful Dead... And although everyone tells me I should, I don't really use that to my assvantage.

by zwill May 28, 2006

Assage Passage

Poop.

I just had an awesome assage passage!

by LizzelFaShizzel August 5, 2009

assvalanche

A large quantity of something, similar to an assload.

I just ate an assvalanche of pizza.

by assman17 August 29, 2009

assvas

Is when a guy cums on a girl's ass and uses his dick to spread the cum around like paint on a canvas.

Things got wild last night. I was banging her from behind and then i assvased her.

by dr. mbg May 11, 2009

Assagore

Assagore is one of Joekamel's most feared adversary. He attacks by blowing a shockwave of stink at his opponents. There is also a children's Assagore hippity hop with hidden candy storage container in Assagore's main battle orfice.

Oh no here comes Assagore with his blow attack.

by Brian Carter November 18, 2007