ass-vag

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A super-slut that has been hammered so often that her cunt and asslips have become one big fucking stink hole, and therefore scientifically proven to be more fertile, even retarded ‘swimmers’ can find the way through the fish-lake and land on Ovary Island to consummate the world’s ugliest kid

I was trying to decide whether I was going to destroy her pussy or ass, but to my surpise and dismay she only had one giant hole. Fucking her ass-vag was like plunging a toilet.

ass-vag by Moonmuncher September 13, 2011

ass-vag split

The ass-vag split is defined as the thin line between the ass hole and the vagina when both have been reamed out so much that they look like two half circles butted against each other.

Her ass-vag split was so thin that in a devil's three way I could feel every vein in the other dudes cock.

ass-vag split by The real Gunny July 3, 2014

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vag-ass

noun:1. A person with an extremely comfortable usu. fleshy sometimes moist rear end.2.One who never follows through or is of weak resolve.3.Opp. of tight-ass, one who is lavish with money or resources.

1.Ted: ....so kim and I were spooning and she was so comfortable I couldn't help but butt-fuck her.
Bob:Oh yeah, kim is a total vag-ass.

2.Clyde:Where the hell is gabe? He was supposed to bring the beer!
Jacob:Man he's a total vag-ass.We should stop inviting him to our poker game.

3.john: Sorry bill I can't make rent this month.
bill: yeah 'cus you spent all your money on hookers and x, goddamit! your such a vag-ass!

vag-ass by xZMalachiZx January 9, 2008

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ass mouth vag

The order that most men prefer to have Intercourse with a woman.

Hey danny, did u have sex with that girl?
Danny... yep, in an order that might surprise u... Ass mouth vag.

ass mouth vag by RealDollParts February 13, 2017

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Vag-Ass

Vag-Ass is a term used on a very specific group of people, but only one person knows the true definition. This person is said to be extremely smart and beautiful, and she is going to take the true meaning of the word to her grave. It is often used to retaliate the term Dick-Butt, which has no real meaning at all.

Tom, you are a typical Vag-Ass.

Vag-Ass by Chelsea Thompson May 31, 2007

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Vag-Ass

When the trauma of childbirth results in the merging of your vag and your ass. In other words when the gooch is removed the vag and ass unite.

This baby tore me a vag-ass.

Girl, his dick was so big it tore me a vag-ass.

Vag-Ass by RaiLind September 22, 2020

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Ass Vagina

A Gay Man's Asshole.

Lance had so much gay sex that his "Ass Vagina" was swollen and sore.

Ass Vagina by Lump of Coal January 5, 2008

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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