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Asstrum

Word coming from Los Angeles in 2010 to represent the dopeness of something. It means pretty much the same thing as dope,fresh,sick etc. Its the new swag!
Dancer - '' Yo that move was Asstrum dawg!''
by smartwater3 March 7, 2010
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Thomas Asstruck

A nickname of Thomas Astruc, creator of Miraculous Ladybug and the main reason why fans hate the show.
Thomas Asstruck did it again, he fucked up another character man and I liked Alix damn it!
by kueko July 21, 2021
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Asstrument

Noun:

A musical instrument designed for rectal use.
1. Larry was born to be an asstrument player; his cheeks were rosy red and-a-ready for a rippin'.

2. Worn out after a long day of spouting shit, the asstrument section of the ASS(Alabama Syndicate Symphony) celebrated their hard work with enemas all around.
by Le Pétomane September 9, 2012
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asstrampoline

1. A person who has their ass used as a trampoline.
2. Someone who uses words such as "indicators", or "blinkers".
You're a complete asstrampoline.
by chalk_line January 9, 2008
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asscrumptionous

1. When an assumption is tasty and delicious and you can't get enough of it.

2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.
To many people, the assumption that God exists can make religion very asscrumptionous as it's very reassuring and satisfying to imagine an omnipresent God who loves you and cares for you.

I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.
by Bad C dev March 19, 2021
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astrum

A name that is everything in of itself. The entire universe. All compiled into one person with all talents. From physical, to emotional, to spiritual. This person is the finder of all secrets and the exploiter of all opportunities. He is the best at most things. But one overpowers them all. Rocket League.
“ Astrum is just cracked, that’s all there is to say
by Anhdiwbfisjebdb May 26, 2021
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asstramp

a tramp of some sort specializing in taking it in the stinker(poop chute, tootsie roll factory, or ass)
im pretty sure Rosalie's an asstramp since i saw her taking it in the stinker in the classroom after school last tuesday..what do you think?
by Kinkaid FanClub February 16, 2007
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