asspundit

A political analyst or other so-called learned person with particularly idiotic views.

Sean Hannity's views belie a lack of general knowledge and a dearth of reason, therefore he is an asspundit.

References both the tradition of using the word "ass" to describe someone as a despicable person and an xkcd comic.

by gabriel gryffyn April 27, 2007

asspounding beat

Used to describe any form of music that is being played so obnoxiously loud that one feels as though their ass is being pounded by every note.

"The asspounding beat coming from the car down street was loud enough to violate every orifice of my body in the most inappropriate ways."

"I could hear the faint asspounding beat coming from the teens headphones on the subway as I sat silently across from them wondering why anyone would listen to Justin Timberlake in the first place."

by Byron Cunningham February 7, 2008

Assbandit

A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.

Elton John.

by a friend. July 1, 2003

Aspundis

Great elegance. Finesse.

He entered the party with such aspundis.

by JBob332 October 23, 2009

Assbandit

A gay male who sticks his penis up arses

That Carl is a right Assbandit

by biggetybiggetybong May 23, 2003

assbanditry

n. a foolish or inane act; something annoying and unnecessary

What inane assbanditry is this?!

by Jamesly Mulford Q. Mephesto Stafford the IV Warren September 21, 2003

assbandit

poo burglar

That guy stick his cock up some other guys ass. What a fucking poo burglar.

by Champ February 9, 2002