Asspuck

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the leading part of a large turd that is almost too big to exit your poo hole.

i took a dump today that hurt so bad till i got past the asspuck.

Asspuck by Scott & Amber February 9, 2009

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Assfuckitis

Chronic state of being an assfuck.

Sheila has a severe case of assfuckitis.

Assfuckitis by keifermail August 8, 2009

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assucka

Someone from the hood who sucks ass.

Wassup assucka?

assucka by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021

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Assfuckomania

The specific type of "mania" attributed to hyper or intensified high quality anal intercourse.

I found myself in a state of assfuckomania while I was tapping that sweet virgin ass.

Assfuckomania by DoctorVegas December 1, 2009

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assfucky

An exclamation used in conjunction with sudden disappointment or vexation.

I think that file that I wanted just got deleted. Assfucky!

assfucky by Inox July 18, 2003

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fortnite assfuck

when you get anally penetrated by a fortnite character

God damnit! This nigga just fortnite assfucked me again from behind.

fortnite assfuck by kelohh May 7, 2018

Assfuckatorium

A building (usually university or college level) where the well being of your rectum is disregarded

God damn I have physics in the assfuckatorium today

4U English at TH is held in assfuckatoriums

Assfuckatorium by WAPFTW September 10, 2010

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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