Skip to main content
the leading part of a large turd that is almost too big to exit your poo hole.
i took a dump today that hurt so bad till i got past the asspuck.
Asspuck by Scott & Amber February 9, 2009
Words you can keep

Assfuckitis 

Chronic state of being an assfuck.
Sheila has a severe case of assfuckitis.
Assfuckitis by keifermail August 8, 2009
Someone from the hood who sucks ass.
Wassup assucka?
assucka by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021

Assfuckomania 

The specific type of "mania" attributed to hyper or intensified high quality anal intercourse.
I found myself in a state of assfuckomania while I was tapping that sweet virgin ass.
Assfuckomania by DoctorVegas December 1, 2009

assfucky 

An exclamation used in conjunction with sudden disappointment or vexation.
I think that file that I wanted just got deleted. Assfucky!
assfucky by Inox July 18, 2003

fortnite assfuck 

God damnit! This nigga just fortnite assfucked me again from behind.
fortnite assfuck by kelohh May 7, 2018

Assfuckatorium 

A building (usually university or college level) where the well being of your rectum is disregarded
God damn I have physics in the assfuckatorium today

4U English at TH is held in assfuckatoriums
Assfuckatorium by WAPFTW September 10, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next