Assple

An apple (of any color) whose shape resembles that of buttocks -- an apple that looks like an ass.

Assple: For lunch I had a burrito and an Assple, although assples are better put on display in a museum than eaten. Assples are too fascinating to not share with the rest of the world.

by Patrick Casanova January 18, 2008

Assple

An apple (of any color) whose shape resembles that of buttocks -- an apple that looks like an ass.

Assple For lunch I have a burrito and an Assple, although assples are better put on display in a museum than eaten. Their ass-ness quality is too good to not share with the rest of the world.

by Patrick Casanova January 8, 2009

Y'assle

another way to say "you asshole".

Hey, don't fuck around with my stereo, Y'assle!

by Shit_4_Brains October 11, 2007

Asspee

When you shit pure liquid, that's asspee. Coined by Wings_Unfurling.

OMG, like, I had serious stomach flu last week, nothing but spew and asspee!

by j3nny3lf February 14, 2009

asspile

An awful lot of anything. More than necessary. Also: a pile of asses.

I have an asspile of pirated MP3s for you on my Zune.

by Techno War God March 17, 2008

assle around

Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.

assle around (variant spelling, assel around)

We'll get there on-time, if this jack-ass in front of us doesn't assle around.

Coined by Richard Carlton Myers (submitted posthumously), variant spelling submitted by son: James Lee Myers June 15, 2009

by Fab4Bear June 15, 2009

asspole

1. term used to define an asshole pole
2. term used when someone has a huge Polish sausage

1. hey you asspole go back to Poland
2. man you have a freacking huge ass asspole

by LamoTrig March 6, 2008