assophagus
assophagus by Nathannn October 3, 2007
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Assophagus
When you jump off a small building and you land on your ass and your asophagus and your asshole connect so you end up having an Assophagus.
When a man jumped off a building and when the police got there he was still alive they said, "he must have an Assophagus".
Assophagus by Flower T-shirt August 13, 2008
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Asophogus
Asophogus is derived from the latin word "esophagus". The new context is used when a violent act or a malicious attempt to injure is created around the area of the esophagus. The "e" is replaced with an "a" because A stands for "asshole". A specific classification of a human-being who would generally attempt this kind of assault.
Example 1: IM GONNA RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING ASOPHOGUS BECAUSE IM AN ASSHOLE YOU BITCH
Example 2: I will make a quick incision just below your asophogus and in fact, it will hurt.
Example 2: I will make a quick incision just below your asophogus and in fact, it will hurt.
Asophogus by ViolentERdoctor September 5, 2011
AsophagusDometricus
A - Sof - ti - kiss - dow - me - tri - kiss
Meaning: I stole your animal crackers and ate them last night
Meaning: I stole your animal crackers and ate them last night
AsophagusDometricus by AsophagusDometricusMan May 8, 2023
Atophagus
Atophagus by urbaneaterinthearea May 1, 2025
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.