assophagus
assophagus by Nathannn October 3, 2007
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Assophagus
When you jump off a small building and you land on your ass and your asophagus and your asshole connect so you end up having an Assophagus.
When a man jumped off a building and when the police got there he was still alive they said, "he must have an Assophagus".
Assophagus by Flower T-shirt August 13, 2008
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Asophogus
Asophogus is derived from the latin word "esophagus". The new context is used when a violent act or a malicious attempt to injure is created around the area of the esophagus. The "e" is replaced with an "a" because A stands for "asshole". A specific classification of a human-being who would generally attempt this kind of assault.
Example 1: IM GONNA RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING ASOPHOGUS BECAUSE IM AN ASSHOLE YOU BITCH
Example 2: I will make a quick incision just below your asophogus and in fact, it will hurt.
Example 2: I will make a quick incision just below your asophogus and in fact, it will hurt.
Asophogus by ViolentERdoctor September 5, 2011
AsophagusDometricus
A - Sof - ti - kiss - dow - me - tri - kiss
Meaning: I stole your animal crackers and ate them last night
Meaning: I stole your animal crackers and ate them last night
AsophagusDometricus by AsophagusDometricusMan May 8, 2023
Atophagus
Atophagus by urbaneaterinthearea May 1, 2025
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