assophagus 

Its like the oesophagus but its in your ass.

Sean loves it in the assophagus!

assophagus by Nathannn October 3, 2007

Assophagus 

When you jump off a small building and you land on your ass and your asophagus and your asshole connect so you end up having an Assophagus.

When a man jumped off a building and when the police got there he was still alive they said, "he must have an Assophagus".

Assophagus by Flower T-shirt August 13, 2008

Asophogus 

Asophogus is derived from the latin word "esophagus". The new context is used when a violent act or a malicious attempt to injure is created around the area of the esophagus. The "e" is replaced with an "a" because A stands for "asshole". A specific classification of a human-being who would generally attempt this kind of assault.

Example 1: IM GONNA RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING ASOPHOGUS BECAUSE IM AN ASSHOLE YOU BITCH

Example 2: I will make a quick incision just below your asophogus and in fact, it will hurt.

Asophogus by ViolentERdoctor September 5, 2011

AsophagusDometricus 

A - Sof - ti - kiss - dow - me - tri - kiss

Meaning: I stole your animal crackers and ate them last night

Person1: AsophagusDometricus
Person2: OH NO MY ANIMAL CRACKERS
Player1: HeHe
Player2 NOOO
End

AsophagusDometricus by AsophagusDometricusMan May 8, 2023

Atophagus 

It is a small parasite-like create that lives inside of you

i.e

-No you don't understand, you are my ATOPHAGUS

-IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE

Atophagus by urbaneaterinthearea May 1, 2025