assophagus
assophagus by Nathannn October 3, 2007
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Assophagus
When you jump off a small building and you land on your ass and your asophagus and your asshole connect so you end up having an Assophagus.
When a man jumped off a building and when the police got there he was still alive they said, "he must have an Assophagus".
Assophagus by Flower T-shirt August 13, 2008
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Asophogus
Asophogus is derived from the latin word "esophagus". The new context is used when a violent act or a malicious attempt to injure is created around the area of the esophagus. The "e" is replaced with an "a" because A stands for "asshole". A specific classification of a human-being who would generally attempt this kind of assault.
Example 1: IM GONNA RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING ASOPHOGUS BECAUSE IM AN ASSHOLE YOU BITCH
Example 2: I will make a quick incision just below your asophogus and in fact, it will hurt.
Example 2: I will make a quick incision just below your asophogus and in fact, it will hurt.
Asophogus by ViolentERdoctor September 5, 2011
AsophagusDometricus
A - Sof - ti - kiss - dow - me - tri - kiss
Meaning: I stole your animal crackers and ate them last night
Meaning: I stole your animal crackers and ate them last night
AsophagusDometricus by AsophagusDometricusMan May 8, 2023
I mean I guess bro
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026
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abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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