assophagus
assophagus by Nathannn October 3, 2007
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Assophagus
When you jump off a small building and you land on your ass and your asophagus and your asshole connect so you end up having an Assophagus.
When a man jumped off a building and when the police got there he was still alive they said, "he must have an Assophagus".
Assophagus by Flower T-shirt August 13, 2008
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Asophogus
Asophogus is derived from the latin word "esophagus". The new context is used when a violent act or a malicious attempt to injure is created around the area of the esophagus. The "e" is replaced with an "a" because A stands for "asshole". A specific classification of a human-being who would generally attempt this kind of assault.
Example 1: IM GONNA RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING ASOPHOGUS BECAUSE IM AN ASSHOLE YOU BITCH
Example 2: I will make a quick incision just below your asophogus and in fact, it will hurt.
Example 2: I will make a quick incision just below your asophogus and in fact, it will hurt.
Asophogus by ViolentERdoctor September 5, 2011
AsophagusDometricus
A - Sof - ti - kiss - dow - me - tri - kiss
Meaning: I stole your animal crackers and ate them last night
Meaning: I stole your animal crackers and ate them last night
AsophagusDometricus by AsophagusDometricusMan May 8, 2023
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.