Asophogus 

Asophogus is derived from the latin word "esophagus". The new context is used when a violent act or a malicious attempt to injure is created around the area of the esophagus. The "e" is replaced with an "a" because A stands for "asshole". A specific classification of a human-being who would generally attempt this kind of assault.

Example 1: IM GONNA RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING ASOPHOGUS BECAUSE IM AN ASSHOLE YOU BITCH

Example 2: I will make a quick incision just below your asophogus and in fact, it will hurt.

Asophogus by ViolentERdoctor September 5, 2011

assophagus 

Its like the oesophagus but its in your ass.

Sean loves it in the assophagus!

assophagus by Nathannn October 3, 2007

AsophagusDometricus 

A - Sof - ti - kiss - dow - me - tri - kiss

Meaning: I stole your animal crackers and ate them last night

Person1: AsophagusDometricus
Person2: OH NO MY ANIMAL CRACKERS
Player1: HeHe
Player2 NOOO
End

AsophagusDometricus by AsophagusDometricusMan May 8, 2023

Assophagus 

When you jump off a small building and you land on your ass and your asophagus and your asshole connect so you end up having an Assophagus.

When a man jumped off a building and when the police got there he was still alive they said, "he must have an Assophagus".

Assophagus by Flower T-shirt August 13, 2008

Atophagus 

It is a small parasite-like create that lives inside of you

i.e

-No you don't understand, you are my ATOPHAGUS

-IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE

Atophagus by urbaneaterinthearea May 1, 2025