Asshole's asshole 

Someone who is such an asshole, that other assholes look at them and say "...Now THAT GUY'S an asshole!"

Rob? Man, he's not an asshole. He's an asshole's asshole.

Asshole's asshole by Hofstra90 September 4, 2019

asshole's asshole 

some one who is a lying asshole

lying to me only makes you an asshole's asshole.

asshole's asshole by ashley1615 August 24, 2007

Silento’s Asshole

When your anal canal gets a lip injection and wants to be like Kylie Jenner’s lips.

Go to pornhub and search silento’s asshole

Silento’s Asshole by Your friendly neigborhood neek October 14, 2020

snail's asshole 

hard to find

John: Sorry I am late.

Me: Relax, This place is a snail's asshole.

snail's asshole by aweeze April 2, 2010

Asshole's Advocate 

When somebody questions another and takes the opposite viewpoint on a particular subject in a way to provoke thinking, they play devils advocate. Asshole's advocate does the same, but makes himself look like a total fucking asshole.

Devils Advocate:
Jim: The government should really crack down on gun owners. With stricter laws, people would be safer from criminals.

Bob: Then what happens if the government takes away guns, and a criminal comes in with a weapon off the black market. What do you do? I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Asshole's Advocate:
Bill: I think I'll leave college a couple years early. I would be happier pursing my passion for art than I would getting my law degree.

Steve: Then what will you do when somebody says to your face that you're a fucking failure and an art bitch who flunked out of school? Then your shitty art goes nowhere and you can't get a job because you're fucking stupid. I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Bill: You're playing asshole's advocate you judgmental piece of crap.

Asshole's Advocate by rogerthewhale December 13, 2012

fish's asshole 

The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.

Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".

Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".

fish's asshole by poo hole December 21, 2012

satan's asshole

The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.

I had to get my driver's license from satan's asshole today.

satan's asshole by Illinois Joe October 7, 2004