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Assgoblin 

What you get when you finally take a crap after 2 weeks without crapping. Plungers Away!!

Man: "I wouldn't go in the bathroom for 25-30 minutes."
Other Man: "Why not?"
Man: "I dropped an assgoblin."
Other man: O_O

Assgoblin by fishslap November 24, 2009