assgoblin 

though the other definitions cover wat an assgoblin is, i would like to reveal their history which has been shrouded in mystery for centuries.
They were the spawn of some perverted leprechauns with an anus fetish were condemed by god to be ugly, green and lick/eat ass for the rest of eternity. they have bred over the centuries and are located around the globe. their culture is similar to the culture of people where they live, with slight irish and ass-worshipping rituals thrown in. when found trustworthy, they will befriend humans and sometimes inter-breed. Danny Devito is rumored to be one such half-ass-goblin. i know all of this from an assgoblin i befriended in New York. at the time i was young and knew nothing of the assgoblins inteligence, which is similar to humans, with the exception of annoyingly squeaky voices and anus-licking tendencies. different races of assgoblin are denoted by number of toes

My friend, Ning Nong The Three Toed Ass Goblin lives in New York and has his own line of designer clothes and a pub where crossbreeds(such as Danny Devito) and ass-goblins gather and converse about asses freely

assgoblin by M.C. Hammer (my alias) December 30, 2003

Assgoblin 

What you get when you finally take a crap after 2 weeks without crapping. Plungers Away!!

Man: "I wouldn't go in the bathroom for 25-30 minutes."
Other Man: "Why not?"
Man: "I dropped an assgoblin."
Other man: O_O

Assgoblin by fishslap November 24, 2009

Assgoblin 

This is a creature that stalks u in the wee hours of the nite. They live under bridges and have an ass for a face with sharp ass teeth. if u come in contact with one, play dead, it will smell u and crap on your leg. This is its way of showing his territory.

oh my god its an Assgoblin!!!! Run!!!!!!!!

Assgoblin by Ross Donnell January 1, 2004

assgoblin 

To like giving it up the ass.

Nick is an assgoblin.

assgoblin by Ozzy21 June 24, 2005

assgoblin 

Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.

John Travolta is an assgoblin, who lives down the street

assgoblin by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003

assgoblin 

The act of consuming another's posterior for the purpose of sexual arousal.

Tom likes to watch movies where women are assgoblin.

assgoblin by K. Reeves October 27, 2003

assgoblin 

Usually a physically and mentally weak individual who finds thier only pleasure in making unintelligent cracks on other people.

That kid Derek talking smack about people is such an assgoblin.

assgoblin by MPC October 25, 2003