Assfixated
Fixated on ass.
Assfixated by Mikethedike1 June 19, 2017
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assfixiated
Hilda couldn't keep her boyfriend's eyes from wandering, so she got a Brazilian buttlift and assfixiated him.
assfixiated by mel-a-knee August 21, 2008
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(Adj.) Pertaining or related to the stupidity of the writer/speaker. Usually used after having read something very stupid or not thought out. No common sense involved.
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The act of Assassinating or being Assassinated in the Halo series. Unlike being Assassinated, this induces a feeling of being raped from behind by a 7 foot human tank with an aftertaste of Where-The-Fuck-Did-That-Come-From.
Player 1: "Ugh, you Assinated me! Thats so cheap you n00b. I'm calling Bungie!"
Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."
Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."
Assinated by ShadowmanZ92 October 11, 2008
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