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false assvertising 

when the pictures of any person on any social website make that person appear extremely sexy, but they are significantly less attractive in person.
guy:"damn, this girl is sexy! look at that ass! i gotta meet this chick"

two days later...

guy: "damn, that girl was sooooo not as attractive in person. she had like, NO ASS. She was false assvertising with her pics.

Assvertising 

Words or advertising logos placed on the asses of female clothing.
Check out the ASSVERTISING on that ass! School names, team names, phrases, city names, etc. usually written in large letters. i.e. CHEER, PINK, SWIM, ORLANDO
Assvertising by Page Wagner October 3, 2007

assvertising 

When a woman advertises that she wants sex by moving her ass in erotic ways.
I totally wanna nail that chick, she been assvertising all night...
assvertising by TheJudd August 22, 2010

assvertisement

text written on the back of a pair of pants worn by women to draw attention to their huge ass.
assvertisement

Besse: Are you checking out my ass?

Steve: NO! I'm trying to read what it says.
assvertisement by Hugh J-ass April 18, 2010

assvertisement

text written on the back of a pair of pants worn by women to draw attention to their huge ass.
assvertisement

Besse: Are you checking out my ass?

Steve: NO! I'm trying to read what it says.
assvertisement by Hugh-J-ass April 18, 2010
The holiday where you take a Jewish girl, bend her over, and fuck her in the ass.
Me: Yo Jules, I visited your sister over the holiday.
Jules: Which holiday?
Me: Assover!
Jules: ...Weak
assover by J-Mic April 20, 2008