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Besse is very kind, and most likely has a pet puppy named creampuff or somethin. Besse is kinda shy , and keeps her circle close. If you are friends with/dating a Besse, you are lucky. She is funny; but also kinda clumsy. She is probably also addicted to marshmallows.
Did you see Besse the other day? She was so funny!
Yeah, she was probably eating marshmallows again.
Besse by Liza Isabella September 23, 2021
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A large, slow, cow-like individual, particularly a woman.
"Hey! Besse! The line's moving!"
besse by Mogensthegreat May 29, 2016
besse is super bad and likes Luigi and Mario. Ultra bad. Same with Mario Cart Obyssey.
Person 1: "Wow besse you're so bad."
Person 2: "Yeah besse"
Besse: "No u"
besse by ultracoolgirl2001 July 17, 2018

bryce besse

The alpha male of the human race. Has a monster cock that destroys his girlfriends vagina. Absolutely gorgeous man. Flawless beard.
His girlfriend : That Bryce Besse fucks my pussy up.

Bryce: Damn right.
bryce besse by OwnedbyB May 29, 2016
Beself is an avid supporter of Annieee and is a very religious Annieeeist. He will always agree with her beliefs no matter what.
"Should Beself be kicked out of the three person society? I say yes." said Beeel.
"No." said Annieee.
"No." said Beself.

Note: The grammer police just reminded me that there should be a comma, not a period, after the "no".
Beself by The great goddess Annieee September 12, 2020

beesechurger 

dude what the fuck

John: Hey want a beesechurger?

Joe: Did you just fucking say beesechurger?

John: Autocorrect hate it.

Joe: Why the fuck would beeesechurger be in autocorrect?

John: ... I don't know.
fucking beesechurger

Angela Bassett Moment

A moment in which a man/woman get's incredibly angry and pissed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-shit crazy. Usually involves destroying all of their partner's personal belongings they can find. May involve a bonfire.

-Comes from the movie "Waiting to Exhale"
The Angela Bassett Moment:

This motherfucker is psychotic! I bet you there are serial killers less anal. A white woman's the only one who will TOLERATE your smug ass. I was your white woman for eleven years! You couldn't have started that damn company without me. Hell, I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I mean, I got a Masters' degree in business, and there I was - his secretary, his office manager, and his COMPUTER! "No, Bernadine, you can't start the catering business this year. Why don't you wait a few years? Yeah, don't start now; wait one, two, three years. I need you to be the FUCKING BACKGROUND to MY foreground!" 732...732...the number of times that we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting - right after 51! I'll show you! FUCK ME FOR NOT LEAVING YOUR ASS THEN! But the worst, oh the FUCKING worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn't want them to be improperly influenced. Well, guess what, John?! YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPROPER INFLUENCE! Get your shit, get your shit, and GET OUT!
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