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Besse is very kind, and most likely has a pet puppy named creampuff or somethin. Besse is kinda shy , and keeps her circle close. If you are friends with/dating a Besse, you are lucky. She is funny; but also kinda clumsy. She is probably also addicted to marshmallows.
Did you see Besse the other day? She was so funny!
Yeah, she was probably eating marshmallows again.
Besse by Liza Isabella September 23, 2021
Words you can keep
A large, slow, cow-like individual, particularly a woman.
"Hey! Besse! The line's moving!"
besse by Mogensthegreat May 29, 2016
besse is super bad and likes Luigi and Mario. Ultra bad. Same with Mario Cart Obyssey.
Person 1: "Wow besse you're so bad."
Person 2: "Yeah besse"
Besse: "No u"
besse by ultracoolgirl2001 July 17, 2018

bryce besse

The alpha male of the human race. Has a monster cock that destroys his girlfriends vagina. Absolutely gorgeous man. Flawless beard.
His girlfriend : That Bryce Besse fucks my pussy up.

Bryce: Damn right.
bryce besse by OwnedbyB May 29, 2016
Beself is an avid supporter of Annieee and is a very religious Annieeeist. He will always agree with her beliefs no matter what.
"Should Beself be kicked out of the three person society? I say yes." said Beeel.
"No." said Annieee.
"No." said Beself.

Note: The grammer police just reminded me that there should be a comma, not a period, after the "no".
Beself by The great goddess Annieee September 12, 2020

beesechurger 

dude what the fuck

John: Hey want a beesechurger?

Joe: Did you just fucking say beesechurger?

John: Autocorrect hate it.

Joe: Why the fuck would beeesechurger be in autocorrect?

John: ... I don't know.
fucking beesechurger

Angela Bassett Moment

A moment in which a man/woman get's incredibly angry and pissed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-shit crazy. Usually involves destroying all of their partner's personal belongings they can find. May involve a bonfire.

-Comes from the movie "Waiting to Exhale"
The Angela Bassett Moment:

This motherfucker is psychotic! I bet you there are serial killers less anal. A white woman's the only one who will TOLERATE your smug ass. I was your white woman for eleven years! You couldn't have started that damn company without me. Hell, I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I mean, I got a Masters' degree in business, and there I was - his secretary, his office manager, and his COMPUTER! "No, Bernadine, you can't start the catering business this year. Why don't you wait a few years? Yeah, don't start now; wait one, two, three years. I need you to be the FUCKING BACKGROUND to MY foreground!" 732...732...the number of times that we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting - right after 51! I'll show you! FUCK ME FOR NOT LEAVING YOUR ASS THEN! But the worst, oh the FUCKING worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn't want them to be improperly influenced. Well, guess what, John?! YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPROPER INFLUENCE! Get your shit, get your shit, and GET OUT!
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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