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Assema, the most beautiful girl in the world, there is no limit to her beauty, because her name already means beauty. All the delights in life are intended for this beauty. Smart, slim, beautiful and young girl. Regardless of all opinions, she goes to everything herself and reaches all the peaks.
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Assema by Bel’di November 21, 2021
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rantaro assmami 

Mr Rantaro Assmami is a danganronpa character with the most exquisite and outstanding ass. His ass is absolutely gigantic, and no one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE can defeat him. He is THE thiccest of THICC, and NOBODY can rebuke that statement, yuhh fam !!!!
Holy fucking shit bro !!! Its the super highschool level thicc dude, Rantaro Assmami !!!!!!! yuh !!!!
Related Words
Assema • assman • Asseater • Assem • Arsemaster • arsema • assma • assmagnet • Aseema • Asemai

‘Celebratory’ Assembly

Definition---
An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.
Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly
End result of wearing huge earrings which leaves large holes in the ear. Fixing the holes results in stitches that leave a scar that looks like an A-Hole.
Yo Michelle, Those earrings the size of a Double Stuff Oreo are going to give you AssEar
AssEar by Michelle1965 October 14, 2019

covidiot assembler

A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.
Why has that Covidiot assembler told all his followers to still keep coming to church?
covidiot assembler by NoPreach March 21, 2020

Danish Tent Assembly 

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.
We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.
She’s has a wonderful sense of humor considering she makes people laugh
Curvy usually, big hips and butt... very independent and smart and knows what’s he wants
Can sometimes be annoying but it comes from a place of caring a lot
Known for being very kind and genuine towards others and can’t stand when people are fake
Sometimes clumsy or ditzy
Likes simple things in life and isn’t very materialistic

Can be the most thoughtful/sweet person

Often it is hard for her to trust you at first but once she knows you are down for her you will have her loyalty.... always late to events

Can sometimes be oblivious and innocent so in a way you want to protect her

Arsema is the kind of person you can’t just let go of because you will never find another
Arsema is really the sweetest!!

I know right!
Arsema by belllllsmith June 9, 2018
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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