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Contraction of Ass + Ostentation. Most notably on social networking sites.
To get likes & followers she would post butt pics ad nauseum in blatant asstentation. I unfollowed.
by 3gmaxvUD December 05, 2015
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Whenever she mooed, the other cows bowed in deference to her cowager status.
by 3gmaxvUD March 14, 2015
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Mr and Mrs. Jones can both be seen bench pressing 250 lbs at the health club. I can't stand how femacho they are.
by 3gmaxvUD July 31, 2016
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