Asstentation

Contraction of Ass + Ostentation. Most notably on social networking sites.
To get likes & followers she would post butt pics ad nauseum in blatant asstentation. I unfollowed.
by 3gmaxvUD March 12, 2016
mugGet the Asstentationmug.

Cowager

Whenever she mooed, the other cows bowed in deference to her cowager status.
by 3gmaxvUD March 14, 2015
mugGet the Cowagermug.

Femacho

Mr and Mrs. Jones can both be seen bench pressing 250 lbs at the health club. I can't stand how femacho they are.
by 3gmaxvUD July 31, 2016
mugGet the Femachomug.